Insane (Album Version|Edited) - Eminem

词：M. Elizondo

曲：D. ParkerM. BatsonM. ElizondoT. LawrenceA. YoungMarshall Mathers

I was born with a dick in my brain

Yea f**ked in the head

My step-father said that I sucked in the bed

'Til one night he snuck in and said

We're going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead"

After I f**k you in the butt get some head

Bust a nut get some rest

The next day my mother said

"I don't know what the f**k's up with this kid"

The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead

Jeffrey don't let that f**ker get you upset

Go in there stick a f**king cigarette to his neck

I bet you he's faking it I bet you

I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get

I'll go handle this of course unless you object

Ah go f**k his brains out if any is left in his head

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts No he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts No he's insane

You get it No I just tried to bite my face off

I just got f**king chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw bit the f**king blades off

Ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop

Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That motherf**ker's got nuts like king kong

Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants he took every f**king thing off

Everything except his tank top and his training bra

Ain't he raw Yea maniac that Shady dog

Man that motherf**kers gangsta ain't he dog

Shady dog what be going through that f**king brain of yours

Say no more what the f**k you waiting for Sing along

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts No he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts No he's insane

Don't you know what felch means （Yea）

Well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching

F**k 'em in the a** suck the cum out while you're belching

Burp belch and go back for a second helping

Can you dig what I'm saying man can you smell me

I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me

F**k a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping

Shady what the f**k you saying I don't know help me

What the f**k's happening I think I'm f**king melting

Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being

No dad I said no I don't need no help peeing

I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street

But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey

Well this is called A**-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts No he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts No he's insane

Lrc by Kevin Boul from LK Lyrics Group