Westwood Freestyle 2010 - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

I'm like a white Michael Vick psycho enough to stick

Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott

I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil

And ride a motorcycle bike

Right through the side of my high school

Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle

And a knife and a white diaper

Liable to s**t on you while I snipe you

So d**e he gets off opiates

What an appropriate way to start off his day

He may just smart off to Dre

He may be hard to contain

'Cause his rage is so hard to gauge

See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg

Amazin' hard on for razors and blades

And anything sharp even poisonous darts

It all plays a major part of his game

Holy water won't ward him off crucifixes won't do the trick

He's so sick it's ridiculous

Sawed the crazy part off his brain he's still insane

Why's there bloodstains on his carpet mane

There's some crazy s**t goin' on in Shady's apartment again

Newsflash I'm still trash

Them pills shoulda killed my a*s

But they didn't they just made me stronger

It's like they rebuilt my a*s

Like the six million dollar man after the crash

It's aftermath b***h and my milk glass is still half empty

Yeah tempt me hell isn't enough

They need to invent somewhere new to send me

As sick as I'm getting

They'll stick me in a conventional oven

With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating

S**t I done made a verse said some foul s**t

Tryna go back fix it f**ked around and just made it worse

Yeah I'm back looking no worse for wear

Got these haters mad enough to rip off their hair

And start punchin' the air

Panties so in a bunch that they can't function

It's Shady and Royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair

So stop actin' like a punk get a pair

Take a pill and fall the f**k out spill your lunch in the chair

I'll do a hundred yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash'

In the a*s with a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash

You may look like the passenger for that don't be a smartass

Yeah laugh while you sit there

Thinkin' that the hard part passed

You ain't seen pain 'til Leatherface flips mayne

I'll cut your f**kin' balls off homie my saw's off the chain

I chopped the b***h in half with it sawed off her legs

And the top half of the torso f**kin' crawled off insane

I ain't seen s**t like that since I went to Mike Jack's

Took the Elephant Man's skull f**ked it and put it right back

Handed my d**k to bubbles

While he sucked it and licked my nut sack

Gave him a reach around

While I f**ked him right in his butt crack

Nah I ain't takin' it back faggot f**k that

I give a f**k about nothin' so here's where you f**ked up at

Don't go touchin' that can

Man you don't wanna open up that

Wait a min ah s**t alchemist cut that