Fast Lane - Chamillionaire/Eminem (埃米纳姆)

First verse uh I'm on 'til I'm on a island

My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot

Before I touch dirt I'll kill y'all with kindness

I kill ya my natural persona's much worse

You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form

Slap up a cop and then snatch 'em outta his uniform

Leave him with his socks hard bottoms and bloomers on

And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn

Y'all niggas's intellect mad slow y'all fags know

Claimin' you bangin' you flamin'

Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole

Me and Shady deaded the past

So that basically resurrected my cashflow

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke

Though I ain't wrapped tight

My blood type's the '80s my '90s was like the Navy

You was like the Bradys you still fly kites dail

Catch me in my mercedes

Wait let me interrupt you Shady

They thought I couldn't jack the loop but

Y'all left and they must be crazy no Bullets in my 380

I keep a bunch like the Bradys

Have everyone dodging shots like Anderson

Koopa out in Haiti They all wannabe Wolf Blitzer

I'm putin a full clip in he stay and the fool trippin

He run and he full flippin MJ I don't do

Pippen I'm lyrically too sick and you gone

And I drop a bomb on your car like a stool pigeon

I'm with your girl in your auto

I'm letting her work my throttle

I think I just spilled a bottle of Moscato

Inside your Tahoe Your girl is singing bravado

She think she Nelly Furtado I keep on telling her

"Bravo" Yeah that's the Stephanie I know

Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' Ice Ice Baby

Screamin' Shady 'til I die like a half a pair of dice life's crazy

So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze

And you only live it once so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice nice lady

Wait no stop me now 'fore I get on a roll danish let me tell you

What this pretty little dame's name is cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this

Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick my penis in your anus

You morons think that I'm a genius

Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'

Try them trailer parks crazy I am back and I am razor-sharp baby

And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark

Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics

Cause I'm a rip this mystical slick sh*t

You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this sh*t cause after

I spit the bullets I'm a treat these shell casings like a soccer ball

I'm a kick the ballistics so get this dick I'm a live this

I'm living life in the fast lane

If y'all didn't know my name then I bet you know now

I don't really give a damn what y'all think

I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud

All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride

Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night

I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)

I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)

Hey Royce I'm sorry for stealing but I had to make an adjustment

Left production so rushed in to give it A Texas concussion

It's like a game of Duck Hunt when they see the heat that I'm tucking

Soon as they see that I'm squeezing

That's when I see that they're ducking

It ain't no hey or Wassupin when I throw my fist through your dental

Cause I be charging the motha like the card they got us at dentals

I'm a a millitant mind reader I'm sawin right through your mental

Got a saw I purchased on rental

Got em sawin right through the middle

You little peons get peed on cd what I'm a skeet on

Your thong is neon as dion

Gotta dick so big you could ski on

Tip of my penis I'm meanest

Sometimes I think I'm arenis

I bring my strap in arenas

This metal detectors a genius

Yeah my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit

At war with a bottle this Captain Morgan attacks my organs

My slow flow is euphoric it's like I rap endorphins

I made a pact with the Devil that says"I'll let you take me

You let me take this shovel dig up the corpes Jack Kevorkian"

Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in

I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down my tenement too many now

To send my serenity powers spin 'em around enterin' in the vicinity

Now was called M&M but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper

Chewed him up and spitted him out girl giddy-up now get-get down

He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a sh*t fit now

Here little t-t-trailer trash take a look who's back in t-t-town

Did I s-s-stutter mothaf**ka F**k them all he shuts

A whole mothaf**kin' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round

And he came to the club tonight with 5'9" to hold this b**ch down

Like a mothaf**kin' chick underwater he tryna d-d-drown

Shorty when you dance you got me captivated just by the way

That you keep lickin' them dick-sucking lips I'm agitated aggravated

To the point you don't suck my dick then you're gonna get decapitated

Other words you don't f**kin' give me head then I'm have to take it

And then after takin' that I'm a catch a case it's gon' be fascinatin'

It's gon' say"The whole rap game passed away" on top of the affadavit

Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator

To Michael Jackson' activator meanin' I'm on fire off the top

Might wanna back up the data runnin' over hip hop

In a verbal tractor trailer homie this sick you can normally ask a hater

Don't it make sense these shell casings is just like a bag of paper

Drop in the lap of a tax evader homie they spent

Now make that a** drop like a sack of potatoes what girl

I'm the crack-a-lator percolator to this party be my penis ejaculator later

Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt

You rollin' with a player you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'

I'm living life in the fast lane

If y'all didn't know my name then I bet you know now

I don't really give a damn what y'all think

I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud

All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride

Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night

I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)

I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)