You left me for that other girl

And yeah you left this T-shirt too

That finished baseball jersey from Bowe's tour in '72

And my best friend got a boyfriend

And she finished for ten months

Not over so she's calling and expects me to pick up

I wish that I can help them

I'm so sorry for their pain

(Boo hoo)

(Good luck with that)

Not my problem

Not my problem

What a twist of fate

They would have to wait

Not my problem

They just talk and talk and talk (blah blah blah)

La dee da dee da

Not my problem

My brother used to rate me out

Sit back and watch the fight

Now he wants me to be his alibi for where he was last Friday night (yeah right)

My guitar player came begging for my 57 strap

(I love it when they beg)

To impress this girl

But the last guitar I lend him he never gave it back

(Haha keep on begging)

I wish that I can help them

But there's only so much time

(You do the math)

Not my problem

Not my problem

What a twist of fate

They would have to wait (sorry)

Not my problem

They just talk and talk and talk (blah blah blah blah)

I don't wanna seem viscous

I don't wanna come off heartless

Countless

Get this

They treat me like a doormat

I won't take that anymore

(Guess it's time they read the manual)

Not my problem

Not my problem

They can save their breath and save themselves instead

Not my problem

And maybe they can't see but it worked for me

Not my problem

Not my problem

What would they do if they were me

Well that could never be

Not my problem

(Not my problem)

They just talk and talk and talk (blah blah blah)

La dee da dee da

Not my problem