If I Were a Bell (Live) - Stacey Kent/Jim Tomlinson/Matt Skelton/Jeremy Brown/Graham Harvey

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging

Well sir all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy if I were a lamp I'd light

And If I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well sir all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning

Yes I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

Ask me how do I feel ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

Well if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing

Well if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Well if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding