Detroit Vs Everybody - Eminem

Tell 'em if they want it they can come get that (Statik)

I swear I love my city I just want a little (Statik)

See me they salute me they ain't ready for that (Statik)

Detroit vs Everybody

I took a bite out the rotten apple by the poison tree

All these females need to email to make noise

And I think it's changin' a lot he f**k with my authority

Then he shall see shells but not by the seashore

If he gang bangin' or not

It's simple as the alphabet

He F with me that G shall surely see

He definitely is 'bout it it's retail fraud he's weak

The honest gesture the trigger finger 'round the diamond tester we tail flaw with heat

The same soldier it's me myself and I

Ridin' 'round shootin' my biopic and my autobiography

Range Rover this ain't the squash beef state

You thinkin' makeup we thinkin' Lark Voorhies face

The twin Eagle's an Aries coupe might as well ride by in an ambulance

My parachute like skydivin' in Hammer pants

So call it siblin' rivalry

Take his life call it the unforgivable robbery

A wise man told me that holdin' a grudge is like

Lettin' somebody just live inside of your head rent free

(Real talk) I don't got time to evict these clowns

Y'all niggas been b**ches that's none of my business but I don't sip tea

(That's Nickel) Ride around his block

All he knows is pitfalls that's why he's always climbin' out his drop

(I got a question) Do you wanna ride or die

Welcome to Detroit mothaf**ka

Boy I need no halves and halves I want the game in entirety

100 percent cut no stitches required

Welcome to Detroit where if you get that promotion

Don't worry man them bullets will still be at your a** firin'

I still call it safe I would suck if I was umpirin'

Boy I hit the beat I just treat that sh*t like a diary

I'm offended if you hear my new sh*t and you ain't rewindin' me

Self made I never needed your bail or a wire see

I'm never callin' collect I call to collect

My homie wanted a Chevy so I put my dog in the vet

Plus I'm so loyal that that paper boy is all that I fetch

Got the ball in my hand and the ball in the net

B**ch I'm the D can't no offense dunk on me

I'm Mr Big Shot these hoes get drunk off me

I'm overrespected my mama gated community's overprotected

So futuristic I'm already over my next b**ch

Reminiscin' on listenin' to 50 fifty times a day

Back when tenth grade was like fifty days away

Tryna get paid fifty ways a day

Used to put fifty on the layaway now my closet fifty shades of grey

Twenty six and I done lived a lifetime a few times

From futons to Grey Poupons

In church tryna get a little savings yeah coupons

I spit that A1 every day I'm hittin' new primes

Now the stakes high niggas surprised at the new lines

Or takin' down my number like"you still ain't got a new line"

Nah it's the same we've been laborin' for years

I know it took way longer than nine months but f**k it it's all in due time

I turned a blunt to a roach with dreams of bein' a Beatle though

Don't want to I need to gotta learn to keep it cerebral

When you come up in a place where everyone got a piece but ain't peaceful

This is just part one wait 'til the sequel

Tell 'em if they want it they can come get that (Statik)

I swear I love my city I just want a little (Statik)

See me they salute me they ain't ready for that (Statik)

Detroit vs Everybody

Comin' from them streets where they thirsty starvin' to eat

Just a step away from falling that's why they call it the D

Arguably the whole reason for all of this honesty

Honestly no honor roll but honored up in these streets

Cause I'm a Linwood ni**a them young niggas hit yah

Put a stack on your head bleed a lake on Grand River

And to think y'all hood harder then I might beg to differ

Know some killers pull the trigger for a Swisher and Miller

In a blicka I'll hit your kisser have your a** not rememberin'

They say my city's tougher than two fat b**ches scissoring

So ni**a I'm a veteran retire my letterman

Had K's in front ya school but I ain't going to Kettering

Cough up a lung 313 where I'm from

Xan got me cross eyed like Bernstein's son

And these niggas try to copy get a hole in your toppy

It's us vs them Detroit vs Everybody

Lately it seems as if it's me against the world

Like it was before my life became a movie

And they used to use my mothaf**kin' trailer to tease me with

But I flipped that script like AB filler

Painkillers to pop the lid off that safety seal

It made me feel amazing made me celebrate me

And if I may reiterate I ain't even need a script

I ain't bein' conceited

But I made it to radio eat a dick

I still never ABC the sh*t

Mainstream appeal and the skill is what made me iller

Since before they called Jay Dee Dilla

I was daydreamin' one day I would be the sh*t

And if I ever end up escapin' the streets I swear that I would stay here

Still in it I'm crazy I'll always be real

Don't make me steal an 18 wheeler

Break all of my friends out of here and take 'em straight to the Mercedes dealer

Peel off back to the same block that we came from on a rampage

You crazy for me to flip

What's makin' you think I need a switch Cause I'm Adrian Peterson

When he's raging and heated and on the way to go beat his kid

On the track I spank like he just did

(DETROIT ) I can't never leave this b**ch

Sick of bein' treated like me and sh*t

But Jesus I can just see why people quit callin' me to do features

And them cyphers on BET cause if I wasn't me

I probably wouldn't want to play with me neither sh*t

Seems to be reachin' this fever pitch

180 degrees in here trying to wait for the cedar chips

MCs just bit off more than they can chew like a face full of Swedish Fish

Or Lorena with two penises

Hateful ingeniousness this inconvenience

And for the record you won't want this type of static in your life

When I'm makin' you cling to it

They consider tryna reinsulate yah when it's maybe in for another crazy winter

It's so cold in the D it is as days begin to tick away

But ain't this what really made me into the angry bitter blonde

But ain't we sick of bein' underdogs

Don't make me unleash this sh*t release this Pit

May even seem as if I'm yankin' your chain a bit

Or maybe the way in which I'm sayin' sh*t

Is playin' with you but ain't sh*t changed

And it's still the same sh*t and Shady's still a lady killer

Since the day I went insane and then attacked the babysitter

With a potato peeler and mushed her face into the entertainment center

It's like another plane just entered into Ukraine again

The Bermuda Triangle and attempted to make a safe descent

Awaiting anyone who ain't affiliated it could be danger

Did you make arrangements with the gangsters 'fore you came here

And if they mention us

Tell 'em if they want it they can come get that (Statik)

I swear I love my city I just want a little (Statik)

See me they salute me they ain't ready for that (Statik)

Detroit vs Everybody

What up though it's the godfather Trick Trick

You either ridin' with us or gettin' rolled on

That means Detroit vs Everybody

Hey Em let me get that instrumental take it down to the hood

Let the little homies get this remix crackin'

Detroit

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