A Fine Romance - Billie Holiday (比莉.荷莉戴)

Written by：Jerome Kern/Dorothy Fields

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as

Yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance my good fellow

A fine romance

I'll take jello

You're calmer than the seals

In the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults and all morals

I've never mussed the crease

In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We two should be like clams in a dish of challow

But we just frize like pots of a sadlish pallow

A fine romance

With no clinches

A fine romance

With no clinches

You're just as hot

To land as the eld of France

I've another chance

This is a fine romance