This song falls in the category of

Those songs where protagonists

Feel sorry for themselves

Except I'm not the protagonist

I am the antagonist

Who messes everything up

"The clouds above cast a gloom of fear and dread

But we shall overcome the obstacles ahead"

It's just so I'm no protagonist

I am the antagonist

Who messes everything up

Messes everything up messes everything up

And I wouldn't you like to know

Yes I oh wouldn't you like

Wouldn't you like wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like wouldn't you like

Wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like to know

Oh wouldn't you like to know

Look at him and his woes

As he hangs his head so low

His companions by his side

I have a gloomy crow

I admit I envy the protagonist

But I am the antagonist

Who messes everything up

So I plot and I scheme in every way I can

To obstruct the protagonist

From getting to the end

Alas I'm not the protagonist

I am the antagonist

Who messes everything up

Messes everything up messes everything up

And I nobody wants to know

Yes I oh nobody wants

Nobody wants nobody wants to know

Nobody wants nobody wants nobody wants to know

Nobody wants to know nobody wants to know

Yes I wouldn't you like to know

Yes I oh wouldn't you like

Wouldn't you like wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like wouldn't you like

Wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like to know

Wouldn't you like to know