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Pilot
There's nothing to tell It's just some guy I work with
没什么好说的 他只是我同事
You're going out with the guy
你要和那个人约会
There has to be something wrong with him
他肯定有什么问题
All right Joey Be nice
好了 Joey 别这样
So does he have a hump and a hairpiece
那他是不是驼背还戴假发
Wait does he eat chalk
等等 他吃粉笔吗
I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl
我不想她经历我和Carl的那些事
Okay everybody relax This is not even a date
好了，大家都放松点，这甚至不算是一次约会
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having ***
只是两个人一起吃个饭，没有其他事情
Sounds like a date to me
听起来就像约会
I'm in high school in the cafeteria
我梦见自己在高中食堂里
And I realize I'm totally naked
然后发现自己完全赤裸
I've had that dream
我也有过这样的梦
Then I look down and I realize there is a phone
接着我低头一看，发现那里有一部电话
There
就在那里
Instead of That's right
而不是“没错”
Never had that one
从未有过那种感觉
All of a sudden the phone starts to ring
突然电话铃声响起
What do I do Everyone starts looking at me
我该怎么办？所有人都开始看着我
They weren't looking at you before
他们之前并没有看你
Finally I figure I'd better answer it
最终我决定最好还是接起电话
And it turns out it's my mother
结果是我妈妈打来的
Which is very very weird because she never calls me
这非常非常奇怪，因为她从不给我打电话
Hi
嗨
He saysHello I want to kill myself
他说：你好，我想自杀
You okay
你还好吗
I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth
我感觉有人把我的肠子从嘴里拉出来
And tied it around my neck Cookie
然后把它绕在我的脖子上，饼干
Carol moved her stuff out today
卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了
Let me get you some coffee Thanks
让我给你倒杯咖啡 谢谢
No don't Stop cleansing my aura
不，别停 继续净化我的气场
Just leave my aura alone okay fine be murky
就别管我的气场了 好吧 就让它浑浊吧
I'll be fine I hope she'll be happy No you don't
我会没事的 我希望她会幸福 不，你并不希望
No I don't To hell with her She left me
是的，我不希望 让她见鬼去吧 她抛弃了我
You never knew she was a lesbian
你从不知道她是个女同性恋
No Okay
不 好吧
Why does everyone keep fixating on that
为什么大家总是纠结于那件事
She didn't know How should I know
她不知道 我怎么会知道
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian
有时候我希望自己是个女同性恋
Did I say that out loud
我是不是把这话说出来了
I told Mom and Dad last night They took it pretty well
昨晚我告诉了爸妈 他们反应还不错
Oh really
真的吗
So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing
所以那个哭得歇斯底里的女人打来的电话
I'll never have grandchildren was what A wrong number
说我永远不会有孙子 是打错了吗
Sorry
抱歉
Look you're feeling a lot of pain right now
听着，你现在感到非常痛苦
You're angry You're hurting
你很生气，很受伤
Can I tell you what the answer is
我可以告诉你答案是什么吗
Strip joints
脱衣舞俱乐部
Hey you're single Have some hormones
嘿，你现在单身了，释放一下荷尔蒙吧
But I don't want to be single okay
但我不想单身，好吗
I just want to be married again
我只想再次结婚
And I just want a million dollars
我只想要一百万美金
Rachel Oh Monica Thank God
Rachel：哦，Monica，谢天谢地
I went to your building
我去了你的大楼
And a guy with a hammer said you'd be here and you are
一个拿着锤子的人说你会在这里，你果然在
Can I get you some coffee Decaf
要我给你来杯咖啡吗？无咖啡因的
Everybody this is Rachel a Lincoln High survivor
大家，这是Rachel，林肯高中的幸存者
This is everybody Chandler and Phoebe
这是大家，Chandler和Phoebe
Joey Remember my brother Ross
Joey：记得我哥哥Ross吗
Sure
当然
You want to tell us now or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids
你现在想告诉我们，还是等四个湿透的伴娘来？
Well it started about a half hour before the wedding
嗯，事情发生在婚礼前半小时
I was in the room with all the presents
我当时在放礼物的房间里
And I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat
我正看着这个非常精致的利摩日酱汁船
When all of a sudden
突然间
Sweet 'N Low
甜味剂
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry
我意识到我对这个酱汁船的兴趣比对Barry还大
I got freaked out and it hit me：
我突然感到恐慌，猛然意识到：
How much Barry looks like Mr Potato Head Barry
Barry看起来多么像土豆先生Barry
I always knew he looked familiar but
我一直觉得他很眼熟，但
I had to get out of there and I started wondering
我不得不离开那里，开始思考
Why am I doing this and Who am I doing it for
我为什么要这样做，我又是为了谁
I didn't know where to go and I know we've drifted apart
我不知道该去哪里，我知道我们已经疏远了
But you're the only person I know here
但你是我在这里唯一认识的人
Who wasn't invited to the wedding I hoped that wouldn't be an issue
而且没有被邀请参加婚礼，我希望这不会成为问题
I guess he bought her the pipe organ and she's really not happy about it
我猜他给她买了管风琴，她其实并不开心
Tuna or egg salad Decide
金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快决定
I'll have whatever Christina's having
我要和克里斯蒂娜点一样的
Daddy I just I can't marry him
爸爸，我……我不能嫁给他
Well it matters to me
但这对我很重要
If I let go of my hair my head will fall off
如果我把头发松开，我的头会掉下来
She should not be wearing those pants
她真不该穿那条裤子
Push her Push her down the stairs
推她，把她推下楼梯
Come on Daddy listen
来吧，爸爸，听我说
All my life everyone's always told meYou're a shoe
我这一生，每个人总是告诉我，你是一只鞋
You're a shoe
你是一只鞋
What if I don't want to be a shoe
如果我不想做一只鞋呢
What if I want to be a purse
如果我想做一个包包呢
Or a hat
或者一顶帽子
No I don't want you to buy me a hat
不，我不是要你给我买帽子
It's a metaphor Daddy
这是个比喻，爸爸
You can see where he'd have trouble
你能看出他为何会感到困扰
Look Daddy it's my life
爸爸，这是我的生活
Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica
也许我就留在这里和莫妮卡一起
I guess we've established she's staying with Monica
我想我们已经确定她会和莫妮卡住在一起
Well maybe that's my decision
也许这就是我的决定
Maybe I don't need your money
也许我不需要你的钱
Wait I said maybe
等等，我说的是也许
Just breathe That's it
深呼吸，就这样
Try to think of nice calm things
试着想一些平静美好的事物
Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens
玫瑰上的雨滴 小猫的胡须
Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens
门铃声和雪橇铃声 还有戴着连指手套的东西
La la la something And noodles with string
啦啦啦 还有用绳子串着的面条
I'm all better now
我现在感觉好多了
I helped
我帮上忙了
This is probably for the best
这或许是最好的结果
Independence Controlling your life The whole hat thing
独立 掌控你的生活 还有那顶帽子的事
You can always come to Joey
你可以随时来找乔伊
Me and Chandler live across the hall He's away a lot
我和钱德勒住在对面 他经常不在家
Stop hitting on her It's her wedding day
别打她主意了 今天是她的婚礼
Like there's a rule or something
好像有什么规定似的
I got it
我明白了
Please don't do that again It's a horrible sound
请别再那样做了 那声音太可怕了
It's Paul
是保罗
Oh God is it 6:30 Buzz him in
天哪 已经六点半了吗 让他进来吧
Who's Paul Paul the wine guy
谁是保罗 那个卖酒的保罗
Maybe
也许吧
Your not a real date is with Paul the wine guy
你不是真的和那个卖酒的保罗约会吧
He finally asked you out Yes
他终于约你出去了 是的
It's a Dear Diary moment
这是个值得记在日记里的时刻
Rach I can cancel Please go I'll be fine
瑞秋 我可以取消 请去吧 我会没事的
Ross are you okay Do you want me to stay Ross
罗斯 你还好吗 你想让我留下来吗 罗斯
That'd be good
那会很好
Really Go on It's Paul the wine guy
真的吗？继续说，是那个卖酒的保罗吗？
Does he sell it drink it
他是卖酒还是喝酒？
Or he just complains a lot
或者他只是抱怨很多？
Hi come in Paul this is
嗨，进来吧，保罗，这是
Everybody Everybody this is Paul
大家，大家，这是保罗
The wine guy I didn't catch your name Paul
那个卖酒的，我没听清你的名字，保罗
I'll be right back I've just gotta go
A wandering
Change
Sit down Two seconds
I just pulled out four eyelashes That can't be good
Hey Paul here's a tip
She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot
Until it starts to get red
Shut up Joey
What are you up to tonight
I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon
So nothing
Right You're not even getting your honeymoon
Although Aruba This time of year
Talk about your
Big lizards
If you don't want to be alone tonight
Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture
We're very excited about it
Thanks But I'm just going to hang out here
It's been a long day Oh sure
Phoebe wanna help
Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love Oh your love your love
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart
Thank you La la la la la
I'm supposed to attach a bracket y thing to the side things
Using a bunch of these little worm guys
I have no bracket y thing I see no worm guys whatsoever
And I cannot feel my legs
We got a bookcase It's beautiful
What's this
I would have to say that is an L shaped bracket
Which goes where I have no idea
Done with the bookcase All finished
This was Carol's favorite beer
She always drank it out of the can I should have known
Start with that we're out of here Please don't spoil all this fun
Let me ask you Ross
She got the furniture the stereo the good TV
What did you get
You guys You got screwed
Oh my God I know I'm such an idiot
I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week
I mean how clean can teeth get
My brother's going through that
How did you get over it
He might accidentally break something valuable of hers
Say her Leg
That's one way of doing it I went for the watch
You actually broke her watch
Steer clear of you That's right
Barry I'm sorry I am so sorry Barry
You probably think it's about making love with your socks on but it isn't
It's about me And I just
The machine cut me off again Anyway
I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs Barry finkel
But it isn't me It's not me
Not that I have any idea who me is right now but you just
I'm divorced
I'm only 26 and I'm divorced Shut up
That only took me an hour
We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento Ross
You have had the love of a woman for four years
Four years of closeness and sharing after which she ripped your heart out
That is why we don't do it
I don't think that was my point
Know what's scary What if there's only one woman for everybody
I mean what if you get one woman and that's it
Unfortunately in my case there was only one woman for her
What are you talking about One woman
That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream
Let me tell you something There's lots of flavors out there
Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream
It's the best thing to happen to you
You got married You were like what 8
I don't know if I'm hungry or horny Then stay out of my freezer
Ever since she walked out on me
What
You wanna spell it out with noodles
It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation
Isn't there
Yeah yeah I think there is
What were you going to say
Ever since she left me
I haven't been able to perform
***ually
Oh God I'm so sorry
Being spit on is probably not what you need right now
How long
Two years Wow
I'm glad you smashed her watch
So you still think you might want that fifth date
Yeah Yeah I do
We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham
And Charles Chachi Chachi Chachi
In the bonds of holy matrimony
See
But Joanie loved Chachi That's the difference
Grab a spoon
Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon
Do the wordsBilly don't be a hero mean anything to you
Great story But I gotta go
I got a date with Andrea Angela No Andrea
Andrea's the screamer Angela has cats
Right thanks It's Julie I'm out of here
Here's the thing Even if I could get it together enough
To ask a woman out
Isn't this amazing I've never made coffee in my life
That is amazing Congratulations
If I can make coffee there isn't anything I can't do
If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something
Although actually I'm really not that hungry
Oh good Lenny and Squiggy are here
Good morning Good morning
Morning Morning Paul
Hello Paul Hi Paul is it
Thank you so much Stop
Last night was like all my birthdays both graduations
Plus the barn raising scene in Witness
Thank you
That wasn't a real date
Shut up and put my table back
I've got to get to work
So like you guys all have jobs
Yeah we all have jobs That's how we buy stuff
Yeah I'm an actor Have I seen you in anything
I doubt it Mostly regional work
At the little theater in the park
It was a job
Look Geppetto I'm a real live boy
I will not take this abuse You're right I'm sorry
You should both know that he's a dead man
Oh Chandler
How are you doing today Sleep okay
Did you talk to Barry I can't stop smiling
I see that You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth
I know He's just so
Remember you and Tony Demarco Oh yeah
Well it's like that With feelings
Wow are you in trouble Big time
Want a wedding dress Hardly used
I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves
I'm going to get up go to work and not think about him all day
Or else I'm going to get up and go to work
Wish me luck What for
I'm gonna go get one of those job things
Hi Monica Franny welcome back
How was Florida You had ***didn't you
How do you do that I hate you
I'm pushing my aunt through Parrot Jungle you're having ***
So who
You know Paul
Paul the wine guy Yeah I know Paul
You mean you know Paul like I know Paul
What I take credit for Paul
Before me there was no snap in his turtle for two years
Of course it was a line
Why would anybody do something like that
I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than：
To get you into bed
I hate men
Don't hate You don't want to put that out into the universe
Is it me
Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs
And men with emotional problems can hear
Come here Give me your feet
I just thought he was nice you know
I can't believe you didn't know it was a line
Guess what You got a job
Are you kidding I'm trained for nothing
I was laughed out of 12 interviews You're surprisingly upbeat
You'd be too if you found these boots on sale
50 off 5
How well you know me
They're my I don't need a job
I've got great boots boots
How did you pay Credit card
And who pays for that
My father
Is this really necessary I can stop charging any time
You can't live off your parents
I know that That's why I was getting married
Give her a break It's hard being on your own
Thank you
I remember when I first came to this city I was 14
Mom had killed herself stepdad was in jail
I didn't know anybody here
I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields
And then he killed himself
Then I found aromatherapy So I know exactly how you feel
The word you're looking for is：
You ready No how can I be ready
Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute
I can't do this I know you can
No You made coffee you can do anything
Cut Cut Cut
You know what I think we can leave it at that
Kind of a symbolic gesture Rachel that was a library card
If you listen closely you can hear a thousand retailers scream
Welcome to the real world
It sucks You're gonna love it
That's it Are you going to crash on the couch
No I gotta go home sometime Are you gonna be okay
Look what I just found on the floor
What
That's Paul's watch Just put it back where you found it
Oh boy All right
Good night everybody Good night
I'm sorry Have it I don't want it Split it
You probably didn't know this but in high school
I had a major crush on you
I knew
You did
I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother
I did
Listen do you think
Try not to let my vulnerability become a factor here
Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime
Yeah
Maybe
Okay
Okay maybe I will
Good night Good night
See you
Wait wait What's with you
I just grabbed a spoon
I can't believe what I'm hearing Can't believe what I'm hearing
What I said What I said
Would you stop Was I doing it again
Yes
I said you had a nice butt It's just not a great butt
You won't know a butt if it bit you There's an image
Would anybody like more coffee
You made it or you're serving it
I'm just serving it I'll have a cup of coffee
Kids new dream
I'm in Las Vegas
Miss more coffee
Could you give this to that guy over there
Go ahead Thank you
Sorry Okay Las Vegas
I'm in Las Vegas
I'm Liza Minnelli
我是丽莎·明尼利