The Joker's Wild (Explicit) - Insane Clown Posse/Not Documented
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Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's
欢迎来到德尔雷社区又一集精彩的
Number one game show The Joker's Wild
排名第一的游戏节目——《小丑狂欢》
Shaggy tell us something about tonight's contestants
Shaggy,给我们介绍下今晚的参赛者
Hey motherf**kers
嘿,混蛋们
Get ready for the killer show of this b**ch
准备好迎接这场该死的劲爆杀戮秀
We gotta cop we gotta judge and we gotta redneck
我们请到了条子、法官,还有个乡巴佬
So step the f**k up and play the Joker's Wild "
所以给老子滚上来,参加《小丑狂欢》
Woohoo
Everybody smile guess who's back on your underground dial
大伙儿都笑一个,猜猜谁回到了你们的地下频道
It's the game show host with the most
正是这位拥有最强气场的节目主持
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
今晚我们这就来场“烤猪宴”
Cop copper it's been a long while
条子,死条子,真是好久不见了
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
系好你的靴子,顺着走廊走过来
Mr Pig-Man packing that steel
猪头先生身上还揣着家伙
But tonight you ain't sh*t now spin the f**kin' wheel
但今晚你算个屁,快转动那该死的转盘
Looks good nice try
看起来不错,试得好
Now let's see just how ya gonna die
现在让我们看看你会怎么个死法
Lucky lucky he landed on Carpenter Jed
走运,真走运,他转到了木匠 Jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
他会把钉子一根根敲进你的脑门
The pig got lucky that time
那头猪这次算走运了
But let's take a look who's next down the line
但让我们看看接下来轮到谁了
Oh the 43rd District judge
噢,第 43 区法官大人
Hey pal remember me you threw me in jail
嘿哥们儿,还记得我吗?你曾把我关进大牢
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
转一下,不然我就拧断你的脖子
The clicker's landed let me check
指针停了,让我瞧瞧
The Jokey hey it ain't bad at all
是“小丑戏”,嘿,这结果一点也不赖
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
我们直接割掉你的脸,再扇你的头骨
Who's next for the games and fun
下一个来找乐子玩游戏的是谁?
Hillbilly Earl come on down run
乡巴佬 Earl,快滚下来,跑起来
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
就是那个放狗咬我的乡巴佬
Now that's gonna cost you a spin buddy
哥们儿,这得让你转一回作为代价
Spin around and around it goes
转啊转,转个不停
Staple your lips shut cut off your toes
钉死你的嘴唇,切掉你的脚趾
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
然后我把你的尸体扔到那堆尸山顶上
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
在《小丑狂欢》里,怎么玩都行
Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies
告诉我,谁杀了 17 个人随后还吃了他们的尸体?
Jeffrey Dahmer
杰弗里·达默
No the correct answer would be your mother
错,正确答案应该是**
Shaggs
Aww sh*t motherf**kers
噢,该死,混蛋们
Get ready for round two of this b**ch
准备好迎接这场该死的第二轮
So if you want your f**king neckbone chopped
所以,如果你想让你那该死的颈骨被砍断
Step the f**k up and play the Joker's Wild "
就给老子滚上来,参加《小丑狂欢》
You like big money and prizes don't ya
你喜欢大把的钞票和奖品,不是吗?
You'd probably kill for a big prize won't ya
为了大奖你大概连杀人都干得出,对吧?
Ya little b**ch it's your turn to spin
你这小婊子,轮到你转了
Free money now spin again
白给的钱,现在再转一次
Oh goody the unzip your drawers
噢太棒了,拉开你的裤子拉链
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
我这就把铁链锁在你的蛋蛋上
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
把你倒吊起来,听那砰砰作响
Now we bust your head like a pinata
现在我们要像砸皮纳塔一样砸烂你的头
The audience loves that sh*t
观众就爱看这种烂事
Listen to 'em cheer when your forehead splits
听听当你额头裂开时他们的欢呼声
Wait Cut to a break oh sh*t d-damn ah
等等,进广告,噢该死,妈的
We got guts on the camera
内脏都溅到镜头上了
The Joker's Wild is brought to you by Faygo
《小丑狂欢》由 Faygo 赞助播出
Everybody sing
大家一起唱
Send your momma straight up to the store
叫你老妈赶紧去商店
Tell that b**ch to bring home a Faygo
叫那婊子带瓶 Faygo 回家
Welcome back to the Carnival Show
欢迎回到嘉年华秀
Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
这是你赢取大笔现金流的机会
Hit your buzzer pull your lever
按下你的按钮,拉动你的杠杆
Joker joker lemon we sever your head
小丑,小丑,柠檬,我们要砍掉你的头
Pick a door one two or three
选一扇门,一号、二号还是三号
It's the same behind every door me
每扇门后面都一样,全是我
There's no escape now gimme that bald head
无处可逃,现在把那颗秃头给我
The crowd can't help look they're all dead
观众帮不了你,看,他们全死光了
At home they just watching your doom
家里的人正围观着你的末日
We broadcast from hell to your living room
我们从地狱向你的客厅广播
I ripped off his knuckle wicked clown style
我掰断了他的指节,这就是恶灵小丑范儿
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
在《小丑狂欢》里,怎么玩都行
It's time to play hit or miss
是时候玩“非中即失”了
Contestant number one open your mouth
一号参赛者,张开你的嘴
Contestant number two get ready
二号参赛者,准备好
Will he hit or miss
他是会击中还是会失手?
He hit What's next
他击中了!接下来呢?
We got money we got cash we got prizes
我们有钱,有现金,还有奖品
We got blood we got guts
我们有鲜血,有内脏
We got naked dead b**ches on the Joker's Wild
在《小丑狂欢》里,我们还有赤裸的死婊子
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
我穿着黄色西装,系着紫色领带
Somebody's gonna die oh my
有人要没命了,噢天呐
It's Mr Thompson my next door neighbor
是 Thompson 先生,我的隔壁邻居
Always bitchin yellin' from the kitchen window
总在厨房窗户那儿骂骂咧咧,大喊大叫
See he died and he went to hell though
看吧,他死了,而且还下了地狱
We meet again I got my own game show
我们又见面了,我有了自己的游戏节目
Spin the wheel cuz I just can't f**k around
转动转盘,因为我可没空瞎耽误工夫
Bonus round
加分赛
Oh sh*t the end of the game
噢该死,游戏结束了
Bonus round we goin' out with a bang
加分赛,我们要轰轰烈烈地收场
You gotta chance for money and prizes
你有机会赢得钞票和奖品
You gotta chance at death too
但你也有机会丢掉小命
So get ready I'm coming at'cha fast
所以准备好,我这就飞速杀到
Your chance for freedom at last
这是你最后获得自由的机会
Four questions so are you ready Jack
四个问题,准备好了吗,Jack?
"Uh I think so" load the gat
“呃,我想是的”——子弹上膛
The cop in here
这里的条子
Eats butt
舔屁股
Yes the square root of two
没错,2 的平方根是
Uhh
Correct nutsacs don't belong in
正确,蛋蛋不该属于
Butt cracks
屁股缝
Right
对头
Richboys eat
富家子弟吃的是
Caviar
鱼子酱
No the correct answer's bullets
错,正确答案是——吃子弹吧
Oh geez this is Bink Chipperwink saying
噢天呐,我是 Bink Chipperwink
"So long till next week folks
“各位,下周再见啦
See ya later goodbye"
回见,拜拜”
That's it go home
结束了,各回各家吧