Purple People Eater - Hit Crew Masters
Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had the one long horn
One big eye
I commenced to shaking and I said ooh eee
It looks like a purple big eater to me
It was a one eyed one horned
Flying purple people eater
One eyed one horned
Flying purple people eater
A one eyed one horned
Flying purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
One eye
Well he came down to earth
And he lit in a tree
I said Mr purple people eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough
It was a one eyed one horned
Flying purple people eater
One eyed one horned
Flying purple people eater
One eyed one horned
Flying purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
One horn
I said Mr purple people eater what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
Well bless my soul rock and roll
Flying purple people eater
Pigeon toed undergrowed
Flying purple people eater
We wear short shorts
Flying purple people eater
What a sign to see
And then he swung from the tree
And he lit on the ground
He started to rock really rocking around
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom
Well bless my soul rock and roll
Flying purple people eater
Pigeon toed undergrowed
Flying purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flying purple people eater
What a sign to see
Purple people
And then he went on his way
And then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a tv show
He was blowing it out a'really knocking I'm dead
Playing rock and roll music through the horn in his head