I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo (盖伊·伦巴多)
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I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
听起来荒诞可笑 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我竟成了自己的祖父
Many many years ago
许多许多年前
When I was twenty three
当我二十三岁时
I was married to a widow
我娶了位风韵犹存的寡妇
Who was pretty as can be
她美得令人心醉
This widow had a grown up daughter
这寡妇有个成年女儿
Who had hair of red
她曾拥有一头红发
My father fell in love with her
我父亲与她坠入爱河
And soon they too were we'd
很快他们结为连理
This made my dad my son in law
这使我父亲成了我的女婿
And changed my very life
彻底改变了我的命运
For my daughter was my mother
因我女儿竟是我的母亲
'Cause she was my father's wife
毕竟她是我父亲的妻子
To complicate the matter
更令人困惑的是
Even though it brought me joy
尽管这曾带给我欢欣
I soon became the father
转眼我竟成了父亲
Of a bouncing baby boy
迎来啼哭的男婴
My little baby then became
这小小生命后来啊
A brother in law to dad
竟与生父称兄道弟
And soon became my uncle
转瞬又成我叔父
Though it made me very sad
虽令我黯然神伤
For if he was my uncle
若他真是我叔父
Then that also made him brother
这使他成为了
Of the widow's grown up daughter
寡妇成年女儿的兄弟
Who of course was my step mother
而她当然是我的继母
I'm my own grandpa
我成了自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我成了自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来荒诞可笑 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我竟成了自己的祖父
My father's wife then had a son
我父亲的妻子诞下一子
Who kept them on the run
让全家忙得团团转
And he became my grandchild
他竟成了我的孙辈
For he was my daughter's son
因他是我女儿所生
My wife is now my mother's mother
如今妻子成了外曾祖母
And it makes me blue
这让我忧郁难解
Because although she is my wife
虽然她仍是我的妻子
She's my grandmother too
却也是我的祖母
If my wife is my grandmother
若我妻子成了我的祖母
Then I'm her grandchild
那我便是她的孙辈
And every time I think of it
每当我细想这层关系
It nearly drives me wild
就几乎让我发狂
For now I have become the
如今我变成了
Strangest case you ever saw
你闻所未闻的奇案
As husband of my grandmother
作为祖母的丈夫
I am my own grandpa
我竟成了自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我成了自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我成了自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来荒诞可笑 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我竟成了自己的祖父