Oakland Nights(feat. Sia) (Explicit) - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience/The Lonely Island/Sia

Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

Step into my crib everything smell like Coolwater

一踏进我的家门 就闻到Coolwater香水味

And if you come into mine you know it's Drakkar Noir

如果你来到我家 你闻到的就是Drakkar Noir香水

Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather

现在 坐在这马皮材质的沙发上

I'm told the horse that it's from could run fast and far

我听说马可以跑得又快又远

Whoo that s**t is sexy

这玩意儿真火辣

Tell the maitre'd at your booty to expect me

我已经把你预定了 等着我

I'm solo and I'm flexin' but don't try to Soloflex me

我单身又有钱 但是你休想制服我

NordicTrack all day

每天都在锻炼

Squats in the living room can I get a witness

我在客厅做深蹲 有没有人来见识下

The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness

体育锻炼最能激发情欲

So take off your guess and let go of your stress

所以脱下你的职业装 释放你的压力

'Cause the classiest s**t is what comes next

因为接下来的事情才是最精彩的

Sia/Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

Change outta your own clothes

换掉你的服装吧

These athletic days but oh those Oakland Nights

白天辛辛苦苦地训练 但是到了晚上 就要好好享受奥克兰的夜晚

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

It's our pleasure to no-noes

这是我们的快乐 不属于别人

Pumps and pantsuits all day

整天穿着职业装 高跟鞋

All work no play no way

只工作 不玩乐 那是不可能的

It's time for Oakland Nights

是时候在奥克兰之夜尽情狂欢了

Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

In the bedroom champagne on ice

在卧室里面 喝着加冰的香槟

I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light

我利用烛光 表演一场充满诱惑的皮影戏

Your hair's crimped all frizzy 'cause you're frivolous

你的头发一团乱 因为你现在毫无顾忌

I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth

我感觉自己是Macho Man 而你是我的Miss Elizabeth

Sizzlish do some crunches and some scissor kicks

做一做仰卧起坐和剪式打腿

Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish

全身的肌肤都很光滑 就像一条精致的鱼

Drag your Lee Press-On Nails down my hairless chest

用你涂了指甲油的手指在我无毛的胸膛游走

Now pull my sash my body shakes like a leaf

现在拉一拉我的腰带 我的身体像树叶一样摇摆

Revealing the cloth of my cheetah-print briefs

露出我的豹纹短裤

And I love the way your high-cut thong

我喜欢你这样的穿着

Make your butt long

让你显得特别性感

Now take 'em off

现在脱掉衣服和裤子

But you know what to leave on

但你知道该保留什么

Sia/Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

Peel off your pleated polos

脱去你打褶的马球衫

These athletic days but oh those

白天辛辛苦苦地训练 但是到了晚上

Oakland Nights

就要好好享受奥克兰的夜晚

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

I pound the taiko drum in your dojo

我的力量无比强大 可以敲响日本太鼓

Days in padded blazers

整天西装革履

Filing papers no more

弄不完的文件 再也不要这种生活

It's time for Oakland Nights

是时候在奥克兰之夜尽情狂欢了

Sia：

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

Silk robes and Kimonos

丝绸长袍配和服

I'm a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono

在男女之事方面 我是个行家 但是我免费服务

You work hard days so you deserve the Oakland Nights

你白天工作很辛苦 所以你值得拥有美妙的夜晚

We're the Oakland Knights of the Round Table

我们是奥克兰的圆桌骑士

Plus I'll take you out to pizza at the Round Table

另外 我会带你去Round Table吃披萨

Pizza my favorite pizzeria in Oakland

披萨 那是我在奥克兰最爱的披萨店

But bring a change 'cause you can't wear your silk robe in

但是换一下衣服 因为你总不能穿着丝绸长袍进披萨店