A Fine Romance - Billie Holiday
Written by:Kern/Fields
A fine romance
With no kisses
A fine romance
My friend this is
We should be like a couple
Of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance my good fellow
A fine romance
I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults
And all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance
With no kisses
A fine romance
My friend this is
We too should be like comes on a dish of chala
But you're just fizz like hot so mashed palars
A fine romance with no clinches
A fine romance with no plinches
You just as hot to land as the elephents
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance