Piggie pie
Old school
And seek their fortunes
The first little piggy
His house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to f**k his sister
And drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy f**kin' swine
I rode into town with my ax in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
The sheriff at the border
He tried to take me out
I drew my ax with the quickness
And cut his adams apple out
Walked in the village
And to the piggy's place
He opened up his door
And shot me in the face
It blew me off the porch
And blew my head in half
But I'm a juggalo
So it only made me laugh
Hehe
Ax in hand
I rose like the dead
And swung with all my might
I made a thump noise in his head
Since we out west
I grabbed the shot gun
And blew his f**kin' tongue out the back of his cranium
Three little piggies
To make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun
No
I might use an ax
Yes
The carnivals in town
Come and get your piggy snacks
The second little piggy
His house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a mutha f**kin' d**k
He lays down his rules and reads you your rights
In that funny lookin car with the little blinkin lights
I drive a volkswagon bug 17 deep
Packed full of juggalo's lights out and we creep
To the piggy station and lay on the horn
First piggy out we blow his lungs out his uniform
Now they in pursuit
Like starsky and hutch
But there's only 2 of them the rest are out to lunch
They call up dunkin doughnuts to gather up the rest
25 piggy's with a bullet proof vest
We lead 'em on a chase
They bustin' off rounds
But now they all f**ked 'cause we at the carney grounds
And they gettin swallowed by their very own greed
Dark carnival and wicked clownz 'cause we need
Three little piggies
To make a piggy pie
There's nothin like the squeal when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun
No
I might use an ax
Yes
The carnivals in town come and get your piggy snacks
2x
The last little piggy
His house is made of gold
He lives in a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it
The guard he told me wait
I snapped his f**kin' neck in 2 and slammed his nuts in the gate
'Cause this little piggy
Must definitely die
I'm a lob his nugget off and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil
And pull it out the sky
And beat it with a shovel
People in my city
They fight for their meals
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills
A ritchie is the devil
He never will admit it
So I'm a cut his hand off and slap his face with it
Opened up his door
He's sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and smacked it upside his head
He begged for his life
I told him it's too late
And tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffocate
'Cause I need
Three little piggies
To make a piggy pie
There's nothin like the squeal when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun
No
I might use an ax
Yes
The carnivals in town come and get your piggy snacks