Saw you on the street
街头偶然遇见你
We had to meet
命中注定的相遇
I thought I would greet you
本想上前问候你
In just one week I would delete you
一周后却想将你彻底抹去
People say the stupidest things
人们总在初次约会时
On their first date like
说着最愚蠢的话语
What's your real name
比如"你真名叫什么"
They reveal their ignorance
尽显他们的浅薄无知
But you adore them
但你却甘之如饴
So you just ignore them
所以你选择视而不见
Then came you raising the bar
直到你开始抬高门槛
Oh you you won't be undone
哦 你 你不可救药
I looked into your eyes
我凝视你的双眼
And much to my surprise
却震惊地发现
I saw there was nothing in there
那里空无一物
'Cause there's nothing
因为本就虚无
Between your ears but air
你脑袋空空如也
There goes my future ex girlfriend
看吧 这就是我未来的前任
She's as sweet as a rose
她娇艳如玫瑰
Yes she is
确实如此
She has such beautiful lips
她有着迷人的双唇
Now if only they were closed
要是能闭上就更好了
I love how you adore me
我享受你的痴迷
Oh but honey how you bore me
但亲爱的 你实在无趣透顶
Your life's such a wreck
你的人生一团糟
I've lost all respect
我已彻底失去敬意
I don't mean to surprise you
并非有意让你惊讶
It took me just one week to despise you
仅用一周就对你心生厌恶
And I don't care that you're a model
我不在乎你是模特身份
'Cause let me say it's clear to tell
因为显而易见的是
That your brain is shot to hell
你的头脑早已混乱不堪
And no one cares that you love Keanu
没人在意你迷恋基努
Oh what's the difference anyway
反正又有什么区别呢
Everybody knows that he's gay
众所周知他是个同志
Okay I really don't know that
好吧其实我也不确定
But let's face it
但不得不承认
He's too hot to be straight
他帅得不像直男
There goes my future ex girlfriend
看吧 这就是我未来的前任
That girl's such a prize
那姑娘可真是个"宝贝"
Yes she is
确实如此
She'll be the Queen of the world
她曾是我眼中的世界女王
For a day or less in my eyes
不过转瞬即逝的荣光
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
或许我该西装革履
When I give you the boot
当你被逐出我心房
Oh I hate to seem so superficial
不愿显得如此肤浅轻狂
I just think I'll look more official
只为让告别更显郑重端庄