Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version) - Bill Engvall
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus
前几天我带儿子去商场见圣诞老人
The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there
排在我后面的女士说,嘿,那是圣诞老人吗
I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double
我说,不,女士,那是肯尼·罗杰斯的替身
Here's your sign
这是你的标志
The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door
前几天我买了个花环,准备挂在前门上
As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said
当我走出商店时,一个男人拦住我说
Hey are you going to hang that on your door
嘿,你要把这个挂在门上吗
I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover
我说,不,先生,这是圣诞马桶盖
Got the idea from Martha Stewart
从玛莎·斯图尔特那里得到了灵感
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
你表现得像个傻瓜,所以找点乐子,戴上你愚蠢的标志
Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
哦,这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
你失去了理智,所以付罚款,戴上你愚蠢的标志
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house
我在房子上挂了些小圣诞灯
You know the kind that blink on and off
你知道那种会闪烁的灯
My neighbour comes over and says
我的邻居过来对我说
Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that
比尔,你是怎么让那些灯一闪一闪的?
I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it
我说,我让我儿子在里面插拔电线
Plugging and unplugging it
插拔电线
Here's your sign
这是你的标志
I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night
前几天晚上,我带家人去买圣诞树
When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says
我们走进场地时,有个人走过来对我说
Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree
嘿,你们是来买圣诞树的吗?
I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom
我说,不,先生,我儿子需要上厕所
And these trees looked really inviting
这些树看起来真的很诱人
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
你表现得像个傻瓜,所以找点乐子,戴上你愚蠢的标志
Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
哦,这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
你失去了理智,所以付罚款,戴上你愚蠢的标志
Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time
在圣诞节期间传播欢乐时,不要害怕
The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood
前几天晚上,我和我的家人在社区里散步
Looking at all the Christmas decorations
欣赏所有的圣诞装饰
When we came across this house that had a manger scene
当我们路过这间房子 看到马槽场景
Now there was this whole group of people looking at
有一群人正围着它看
It when I overheard this one guy say
我听到其中一个人说
Hey are those the three wise men
嘿 那是三位智者吗
I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert
我说 不 先生 那是ZZ Top在举办农场音乐会
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
你表现得像个傻瓜,所以找点乐子,戴上你愚蠢的标志
Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
哦,这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
你失去了理智,所以付罚款,戴上你愚蠢的标志
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
这是你的标志,这是你的标志,这是你愚蠢的标志
Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time
在圣诞节期间传播欢乐时,不要害怕
And I heard a woman ask the clerk
我听到一位女士问店员
Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve
你知道圣诞节前夕的午夜弥撒什么时候开始吗
And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign
在节日气氛中 我走过去说 这是你的标志
Happy holidays everybody
祝大家节日快乐