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点击复制Redneck 12 Days of Christmas - Christmas Angels
Woo somebody done been to the walmart
Man this is the stuff i got for christmas
Well you cleaned up whatcha get
5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
You got gypped there's
12 days to christmas
I know that i got it covered
Look over there in the corner
That's yours too
Yeah
12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin tickets
10 a copenhagen 9 years probation
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs and some parts
To a mustang gt
Man these ain't
Normal christmas presents
No they're redneck gifts redneck gifts
Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings
That double as fishin lures
Or if you can burp
The entire chorus to jingle bells
Perhaps if you think
That the nut cracker
Is something you did off the high dive
Or if you've ever misspelled
Anything in christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer
And pickled eggs for santa claus
What's wrong with that
I didn't say anything's wrong with it
It's hard to beat
12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin tickets
10 a copenhagen 9 years probation
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs and some parts
To a mustang gt
Well you know
You can't really consider it a christmas
Unless you go down to the
Penitentiary and visit your momma
You're not listening to me
Get the car key out of your ear
That's where the 9 years
Probation comes in
I'm gonna do it for you again
Now listen
12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin tickets
10 a copenhagen 9 years probation
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs and some parts
To a mustang gt
Are you cryin
No just my allergies