F**kin' doin' it

This song is called

Eviction Notice it's a 2 parter

It's about how d**gs are the gateway to fun and flat laugh lines

There's effort in her smile and it shouldn't be that way

Her last days are being snuffed out in an ashtray and that's pricely

Trying to intercept the passing away

I've asked nicely

But I've learned not to feed the hand that bites me

This morning the cradle rocks the hand

As I bang on pots and pans she's just playing in her warning labeled box again

She wants a man

Don't bother unpacking your car cinogen filled thrill sticks

This girl will spit fire

Got me doing pirouettes over her guilt trip wire

I still skip by a land mine or two see

I've learned the landscape

All the while practicing my firm handshake

Hair trigger finger itch to spark any conversation

Said explosive personalities don't part deadly confrontation

What happens in between her lips

She needs a fix more than she knows her friend's a b***h

And needs to go

There's a note on the door

Eviction notice Listen one of us is leaving and when I say US I mean YOU YOU'RE leaving

You're leaving You're leaving

I'm in the house y'all

I'm in the house y'all

And ain't no little piece of paper gonna kick me out y'all

What I'm in the house

I'm in the house

And ain't no legal separation gonna kick my a*s out

I'm in the house y'all

I'm in the house y'all

And ain't no new boyfriend gonna kick me out y'all

F**k that

I'm in the house

I'm in the house

Ain't no snot nosed brat gonna kick my a*s out

Pick ME Please leave me believe me please leave me believe me please

Please leave me believe me please leave me please believe me leave me leave me

This song is called

Eviction Notice it's a 2 parter

Basically it's about how sacrifice and vices will invite themselves to an overstayed welcome at your haunted house parties

There's effort in her smile and it shouldn't be like that

Her final evenings have her drowning in a nightcap and that's costly

Trying to keep her on the right track

I ask softly

But she just says BACK OFF ME

And I've learned to space her private respect

She breathes some room to need and every afternoon proceeds

To mix her liquid sitter while preparing baby food to feed

She wants

F**k you

Get your things packed

Yes kids the poison is the message in the bottle

Before the dawn she'll have to kill all fetal positions by ingesting a morning after pill

Crawling fast until

I get rewarded for how good

I've behaved

While practicing my goodbye wave

Should I stay

After planning my escape routes

And shouting out Is there a lifeguard in the lighthouse

To the rescue bottle mouth to mouth between her lips she sips

She needs a fix more than she knows her friend's a b***h

And there's a note on the door

Eviction notice

Fun times fun times

F**k you

Fun times fun times fun times

F**k you

Fun times fun times fun times fun times fun times

F**k you get the f**k out of my house

Fun times fun times fun times fun times fun times

Fun times fun times fun times fun times fun tiiiimes

F**k YOU

One more time guys fun times fun times fun tiiiimes

Get out

I love you

Get out Get the f**k out of here GET OUT Go

Your mother would like to hear from you