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点击复制Professional Rapper(feat. Snoop Dogg) (Explicit) - Lil Dicky/Snoop Dogg
Written by：Snoop Dogg/Lil Dicky
Hello how can I help you
有什么需要帮忙的吗
Hi my name's Dave Burd I have an appointment today
我叫戴夫博得 我今天有预约
It's probably under Lil Dicky actually I'm a I'm a rapper so
是以小屌哥的名字预约的 我是个说唱歌手
OK and who are you here to see
好的 那请问你要找谁
Uh Snoop Dogg says here Snoop D O G G
是叫史努比狗狗 这里写着呢
Oh yeah he's right down the hall first door to your right
他就在走廊那边 你右转第一个门就是
Give him a knock and he should be right with you
敲一下门 他就让你进去了
Thanks it's uh this door right here right
谢谢 是那个门吗
Mm hmm
Thank you
谢谢你
Grab a seat
请坐
Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
谢谢 我叫戴夫 非常高兴见到你
Dave what it do you can call me Dogg
戴夫你可以直接叫我狗狗就好
Let me just check your sheet
先看一下你的简历
No problem sir let me just say
没问题 我想说
I'm a big fan of the sh*t that y'all make
我是你的死忠粉 听过你所有的歌
I can't lie I been thinking about this all day
这不是撒谎 我激动了一整天
All good there's a reason that we called Dave let me start with your background
听起来不错 戴夫 先来说一下你的背景吧
Where you come from
你来自哪里
Sure I was undergrad down there in Richmond
好的 我毕业于里奇蒙大学
Before that
在那之前
Oh you talking bout my hometown
你是说我的家乡吗
Yeah
I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly
我来自费城的一个小镇
Old town called Cheltenham
一个叫做切尔滕纳姆的小镇
It was in the suburbs upper middle wealth around
那里的居民大部分都是中产阶级以上
So real sh*t you ain't never had to struggle for much
所以你懂的 生活并不需要努力拼搏
I wouldn't say it like that we just had a different kind of trap
也不能这样说 就是人生历程可能会有些不一样
Elaborate
具体一点
Well I ain't never had a tool
好的 我没有天赋
But I had to be the man at school
但我需要学习
Like I was doing sh*t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
拼命地学习 毕业之后
I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
我发现工作并不难找
But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
但是又发现想做的工作并没有预想的那么有趣
Yeah
And I saw it quick all the flaws
我发现了很多问题
That be coming when you grow up like that
成长过程中必须面临的问题
When you been racing them rats you ain't been making them raps
与小人竞争并不会给自己带来任何好处
Boo hoo what a hardship
原来这么不容易啊
How you paid to get the rap sh*t started
那你最开始说唱的钱是从哪里来的
Man my bar Mitzvah money
我13岁成人礼上收到的
But don't diss me buddy
不要鄙视我伙计
I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
我不像其他的说唱歌手那样一无所有
I must've wanted this a lot I had something to choose
我很想有进一步发展 而且我还有其他选择
Ha look at that I can say there's something to prove up in your a**
别这样说 你说不定真能成
Yeah I guess
希望如此
That's enough of the past what makes you want to do rap
我已经大致了解了你的过去 来说说你为什么想要说唱
Oh my god it's the best
我感觉说唱太棒了
B**ches let me draw up on their breasts
可以在美女粉丝胸上签字
Literally I can reinvent myself
当然也可以重塑我自己
I get a forum to project myself
有一个平台来展示我自己
It's never boring every morning I wake up and try to best myself
每天早晨起来 我都会想着如何让自己变得更好
I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
不受外界的限制 随意表达自己的想法
It's kinda healthy
这很好
Cool now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
说的不错 现在让我们来假想几个场景
Sure
好的
In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
在夜店 你被几个人威胁
Uh I wouldn't do sh*t
我不会找死的
And I don't even get what that got to do with this
这和说唱有什么关系
Shut the f**k up rap's like life
你懂啥 说唱源自生活
If you wanna do this then you won't get far acting like a little b**ch
你要是想在这条路上走远 就别把自己整的跟白莲花一样
Nah that's my niche
这是我的特色
Don't get offended by this but that's the market y'all missed
不是故意冒犯 但这样你会错失大好良机
That's the target I'll hit
我要更加努力
And that's the heart of my pitch
我是真心说唱的
I wanna do this whole thing different
我想要与众不同
What the f**k you mean you wanna do the whole thing different
与众不同是什么意思
Uh you know I I think like you know
你知道我觉得
Traditionally people have been doing the job
人们很长时间一直都是按照
The same kind of way for a long time
既定的方式工作
But traditionally speaking this sh*t works right
而这样也是行得通的
Nah like I get that but I I just think that you know
即便是这样 但是我觉得吧
You don't know if it could be working even better
我们其实可以玩出点新意来
And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
你可以在我身上实验一下 看看可不可以
I don't mean any disrespect by that
我并没有什么其他的意思
I'm just saying I have a different background
只是我的背景与其他大部分人有所不同
Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
会用不同的立场看待问题 与传统会有所不同
So what are your biggest strengths
那么你最大的优势是什么
Well my flow is crazy I can switch that amazing
我的音调不一般 很是多变
For example I can be like ain't nobody f**king with Lil Dicky
我厉害起来没有人能比得过
When he get up on that sh*t and spit it sick and ridiculous
我一开口其他人都不算啥
Ripping this sh*t like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
前所未有的韵律 多变的节奏
Cause I can switch it deliver this sh*t in whatever cadence you b**ches prefer
我可以随意转换节奏来适应不同的听众
Alright alright I get it
我明白了
Top of that lyrically I'm pretty damn clever go
不仅是这样 我也很会玩文字游戏
Got a long bottom b**ch call the hoe Neville whoa
有个美女叫做内维尔
And I blow it from the jump derrick rose knee oh
我一曲成名 而德里克罗斯一跳膝裂
You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
你可以随意夸赞我很聪明
And y'all been winning like Pistorius it's no feat
这都不算什么
Bro I can go on and on
我还有更多厉害之处
I'm taking over and they mad like father in laws
我就是明日之星 其他人暴躁如雷
OK enough of the punchline that ain't showing me you different than the other guys
好了 双关够多了 但这不能说明你和其他说唱歌手的区别在哪里
Well I don't know if they can run it like that
我不清楚别人是怎样的
But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
但我想没有人能像我这样搞笑说唱
What's that
那是什么鬼
Well I can tell a story about my morning
我可以给你讲一下我早上看的一个故事
Watching boy meets world and jerking off to Topanga Lwrence
叫男孩成长记 然后我就对着里面的托潘加劳伦斯幻想
Like the 14 year old Topanga
她可只有14岁呀
Oh this sh*t like a joke to you
这很搞笑吗
I don't get it
我不能理解
Nah it ain't like that
不是你想的那样
I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
我本来就有些无厘头 总是莫名其妙的搞笑
Like as a guy
就是这个样子
So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
但拿起麦克风的我才是最真实的我
Real recognize real right
实事求是
Yeah I guess so what you tryna do
你对你的未来有什么构想
Five years from now tell me 'bout the dude
比如说 五年之内
Well I don't care about the money
我并不在意钱多少
Like it's the respect that I'm wanting
我想要获得名誉
Honestly I just want to be one of the greats
说实话 我想要出名
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
可以获得很多的关注
I don't wanna leave the game the same
我想要带来改变
In a nutshell what's your legacy
那么你有什么心路历程吗
Well I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
最初进这个圈子 我是想要做自己独特的搞笑说唱
Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was anti rap
人们开始发现我们的说唱都是与他们相似的经历
Yet the fans of rap start to recognize that anti rap
歌迷开始认可反派说唱
Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
多么讽刺的是 这才是说唱的实质之一
That sh*t sound pretty damn complex
听起来可能有些复杂
I guess I wanna be the best
我想要做到最好
I just wanna do it my way
用我自己的方式
And turn the whole game sideways
玩转整个说唱圈子
And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
告诉人们要接受新的方式
You can make a path while these motherf**kers drive straight
走出自己的新路
I ain't mad at that
我很喜欢这样
Well thanks man that's my plan of my attack
谢谢 这就是我的蓝图
Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
让我加入 我不会让你失望
And I ain't about to win them back to back
很少有人能比得过我的
I'm about to win them like
我和他们可不一样
It's back to back to back to back to back
我的能力几乎无人能比
Til I stop rapping
除非我不搞说唱
You ain't even sold a damn album yet
但你现在连个专辑还没有
True
的确
That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
就连说唱大咖都不敢这样说
Let alone a young rook ni**a
更不要说你一个毛头小子
You misread me
你误会了
Nah this ain't a book ni**a
这可不像你上学读书那么简单
Well that's one of my flaws I'm too competitive dawg
这的确是我的弱项 我太具有竞争力了
No you just f**king repetitive dawg
不是的 你只是太唠叨了
I get it you trying to be better than all
我明白了 你就是想要成为最好的
But you ain't sh*t until cheddars involved
但你现在啥都不是
I get that I gotta prove myself
我知道我会证明我自己
No sh*t you ain't done sh*t
你现在可是零起点
Think about that though
可以这样想
Only doing this a couple of years
若干年后
One tape and I'm like this
我将会
This sh*t is aight for your first sh*t
声名大振
But you don't know if it's your worst sh*t
但你没有做最坏的打算
You don't think finding out would be worth it
那又怎样 说明我还有进步空间
It might be it might not
管他是或者不是
But I'mma put your a** to work kid
我会带着你好好干的
Wait like like I have the job like really
等一下 我是得到这份工作了吗
Well one more thing let me see if you could put a hook together
还有一件事 你唱个副歌给我听一下
What would you do for the hook for this song
你会唱怎样风格的副歌
You want me to make a hook up right now
你先要我现在就唱吗
Do I look like the type of ni**a that like repeating himself
我不希望第二次重复我的话
Alright uh okay
好吧 好的
Man do the hook
我要开始唱副歌了
I'm about to be professional
我要成为专业说唱了
Homie I'm professional
伙计 专业说唱
Uh maybe like a low voice type thing
声音需不需要低沉一些
Ni**a that sh*t is garbage man
我说 你真的很菜
Well you know I feel like there might have been some upside to it
就是说 你还有很大的提升空间
But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
我不是怎么擅长即兴说唱
Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes
你们不是有时候也会找人唱个副歌啥的
Sometimes but you know that was some next level Dogg sh*t right there
只是有时候 这得需要像我这样达到大师水准
Yeah you know I'm just way better when I get to think things through
当我理解之后会做的更好
Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
我更擅长使用我的双屏电脑
Whatever man you trying to smoke a blunt
随便你吧 要不要来一根
Right now
现在
Yeah
好的
Sure
可以
D**e Juanita bring some w**d in here please thank you
胡安妮塔 给我来点烟
You got it Snoop I'll be right there
好的 一会就到
Thanks Juanita super nice woman
谢谢 你真体贴
Ni**a why does everything you say sound so soft
兄弟 你为什么说话总是很温柔
Uh I really don't wanna be spoken to like that so
我也不想别人对我这样说话
Whatever thanks
不管怎样 谢谢
Hey I got y'all y'all w**d
烟拿来了
Damn that's some great looking w**d it's just so early
看起来不错 现在会不会有点早
Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here coffee tea head bottled water
我可以再来点其他的吗 比如咖啡啦 口活啦 茶啦 瓶装水啦
D did you just say head
等一下 你刚才说口活
Yeah you ain't never got no head before
你之前都没有玩过吗
I mean just feels like a lot right now
我的意思是现在已经很满足了
OK
好的
But what kind of tea do you guys have
这里都有什么饮料
We got mint raspberry earl grey English breakfast
有薄荷茶 覆盆子茶 伯爵茶 还有英国早茶
Actually I'll take head
我还是选择口活吧
I knew your little dirty a** wanted some head
我就知道你这小子不安好心