(Crowd noise: Roaring and cheering)
(Heavy, dark bass line drops in)
Mic check, 1-2, 1-2
Welcome to the pit where legends are made!
In the left corner: The Bill-Plated Beast, THE DUCK!
In the right corner: The Kitchen Killer, THE MOUSE!
No mercy! No crumbs!
LET’S BATTLE! GO!
(Duck spits a heavy, rhythmic flow)
(Explosive quacks hitting the kick drum)
Step in my pond and you’re gonna get slapped
I’m the king of the water, you’re just getting trapped!
(Mouse counters with an insanely fast triple-time flow)
(High-pitched squeaks hitting the snare)
I’m too fast for your bill, I’m the ghost in the wall
You’re a bath toy, buddy, and you’re gonna fall!
Who’s the king? Who’s the beast?
Welcome to the auditory feast!
(Crowd:"OOOHHHHHHHHHH!")
"You want some more?"
(Both animals screaming over the beat in a sonic explosion)
MIC DROP
(Crowd goes absolutely wild)