My Whole Family _ Bo Burnham
Everytime I go to dinner
每次我去用餐时
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
似乎我就越来越瘦了
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
我坐在早餐桌旁
I can talk they're not able
我在说话 但他们却很沉默
When I look at them I find
当我看着他们的时候 我发现
There's a single question on their mind
他们的脑海里萦绕着这样一个问题
I wish it could go back to the way it was
我希望能回到原来那时的样子
It's not easy now because
现在已经变得不容易了
My whole family thinks I'm gay
因为我全家都认为我是个同性恋
I guess it's always been that way
我猜到会是这样
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
也许是因为我走路的样子
Mabay them think I like boys
也许是他们觉得我喜欢男孩
That I like boys
我喜欢男孩
The goddamn question just won't go away
这该死的问题总是挥之不去
And I get asked it every single day
每天我都会被问及
But the way they ask is not a disguise
他们并不掩饰提问的方式
Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys
比如 今天怎么样 你喜欢亲吻男孩吗
This is the worst baby this was my fear
这是最糟糕的了 宝贝 这是我最恐惧的
Now their opinions are crystal-clear because
现在他们的观点已经很明确
My whole family now is shocked
因为我的全家已经震惊
I'm in the closet and the door is locked
门锁了 我躲在橱柜里
Now my glory days are gone
那些美好的时光已经不复存在
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John
曾经我是John Elway 现在我是Elton John
My whole family now suspects
我的全家现在都在怀疑
That watching Spongebob had side-effects
观看海绵宝宝会带来副作用
I'm not gay and that's what I said
我说我不是同性恋
If I'm gay hey God strike me dead
如果我是同性恋 上帝就直接让我死吧
That's weird
很奇怪
Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading team
仅仅因为我参加了啦啦队
Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme
或者是我的生日宴会采用了百老汇主题
When I go outside what do I see
当我外出时 我看见了什么
That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G
天空的云朵拼出了同性恋一词
Because
因为
I think that God might think I'm gay
我觉得上帝也认为我是同性恋了
What does He know anyway
无论如何 他是怎么知道的
My grandma gave me a present just last year
我的祖母去年送我了一件礼物
And the card said"Happy Birthday Queer
卡片上说 生日快乐 同性恋
My whole family thinks I'm fab
我全家都认为我是同性恋
There's a guy's butt hey Bo take a stab
这儿有一个小伙子 Bo 去交往试一下吧
Why doesn't he get women
为什么他不去找女人呢
There's no other way
别无选择
It's 'cause I'm lanky
因为我很瘦长
Not 'cause I'm gay alright
不是因为我是同性恋 好吗
Not 'cause I'm gay
不是因为我是同性恋
Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow
仅仅是因为我害怕雪
Or my favorite color is the rainbow
我最喜欢的颜色是彩虹色
I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
我不是故意要喊叫 但我很害怕
Cause I'm losing the people
因为我将要失去
That I thought I could trust
我所信任的人
Because
因为
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay
我的男朋友都认为我是同性恋
Just kidding
只是个玩笑
You all probably think I'm gay
你也许也觉得我是同性恋
Man this song is counter-productive
这首歌产生了相反的效果了 哥们
La la la la la la
Because
因为
My whole family thinks I'm gay
我全家都认为我是同性恋
What do they know anyway
他们是怎么知道的
You gotta look right through the haze
你穿过雾霾 直视前方
Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
微波炉也只是一个词汇
My whole family thinks I'm queer
我全家都认为我是同性恋
That is all I ever hear
这是我所听到的
But I've been as straight as a ramp
但我勇往直前
If you don't count Bible camp
如果你已不再信圣经
Bible camp
不再相信圣经
I'm not gay I swear
我发誓 我不是同性恋