作词 : Freshy Kanal

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作曲 : Freshy Kanal

Once upon a time, there lived a boy who'd never age

从前有个永远长不大的男孩

He spent his time a-writing fire hooks upon a page

整日挥毫泼墨 谱写炽烈诗行

He chilled with those who chilled and weak-ass pussies got the boot

与勇者为伍 懦弱者皆被驱逐

He lined each cat against the wall for all the king's mad men to shoot

将叛徒押上城墙 任疯王卫队扫荡

Through each hood he went a-riding, spitting rhymes and nary capping

策马穿过每个街巷 即兴说唱从不怯场

Notoriously big and bad, 'twas not your granny's rapping

声名狼藉的狠角色 绝非祖母级的吟唱

For he'd been to quell the giants who went stalking through the night

因他曾驯服那些 深夜游荡的巨人

His tales were loosey-goosey, but his bars were ****ing tight!

故事虽天马行空 但韵脚*****铿锵

I got a tickеt to vacation, I'm the taxi cab

我手握通往度假的门票 化身专属出租车

I can offer you a paradise this planеt can't

能给你这星球给不了的天堂风光

I'm crossing a couple stars on my travel plan

我的星际旅程正划过几颗星辰

Grab my hand, you could say I'm moonwalking to Neverland

抓紧我的手 这月光漫步直通梦幻岛

So pipe down or you're catching the smoke

要么安静要么尝尝硝烟滋味

If you wanna settle beef go to Cannibal Cove

想解决恩怨就去食人湾单挑

*****, I run this mother****er from the land to the coast

这片陆地到海岸都是我的疆域

Sea kings only living where my shadow is thrown

海王们只配活在我的影子里

I'm an honest guy, but I lie to the crooks

我是个老实人 却对恶棍撒谎

I don't book a flight, I just fly out the book

从不订机票 只从书页间翱翔

I don't give a **** what your parents have cooked

不在乎你父母煲的什么汤

I got bigger fish to fry, the way Pan's leaving Hooks

有更大的鱼要煎 像小潘离开铁钩船长

Y'all got all your friendships wrecked with your 9 to 5 ****

你们朝九晚五毁尽了情谊

I got friends ship-wrecking when I fight with pirates

我的友谊在沉船中 与海盗搏击

I'm not built for a Driver's License

生来不适合考驾照

I built up my own ****ing Private Island!!

自己建了座***私人岛

Bangarang, Captain Hook

砰然作响 胡克船长

Black mustache and a dapper look

黑胡须配上潇洒模样

I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas

我是七海帽檐最耀眼的翎羽

And you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me

若非有我 你连铁钩都配不上

I'm the Brooklyn Dodgers of open water

我是汪洋上的布鲁克林道奇队

The Roger Waters of Jolly Rogers

骷髅旗下最叛逆的罗杰

Fly as Tinker Bell when I'm dropping sail

收帆时轻盈如小叮当

Making other pirates' flows sound like Speak and Spell

让其他海盗的说唱都像儿童玩具般幼稚

And I'm Bangarang, Captain Hook

我是班格朗 虎克船长

Top chap in my whole pack of crooks

这群恶棍里我最嚣张

The chapter book king backed by Mr. Smee

童话书里的王者 斯密先生做后盾

And you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me

若非有我 你连铁钩都配不上

Peter Pan went and fed my severed hand

彼得潘把我断手喂了鳄鱼

To Tik Tok the croc down in Neverland

永无乡里滴答作响的怪物腹中栖

And I'm foiled again, I'm getting Lost Boys, peace!

我又失败了 迷失少年们后会有期

But you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me!

但若没有我 你哪来的铁钩可依

Fe-Fi-Fo-****

菲-法-佛-****

I smell the flow of a thief you all know

我嗅到盗贼的气息 你们都知道是谁

And whose green only goes up

那绿色只涨不跌的家伙

Putting seeds in a foe's mum, cuz that means I'm a grower

在敌人母亲身上播种 证明我是成长者

Have her leaving with rope burn

让她带着绳痕离去

Poster-boy of most certainly being misjudged

绝对被误解的典型代表

Had a cow but I sold her for some worthless beans

曾有一头牛 却换来几颗无用的豆子

I was down till a burglary and a murder had turned me from poor to a rich cunt

落魄时一场盗窃与谋杀 让我从穷鬼变成富豪

I sling rhymes that have a goliath beat

我吟诵着震撼巨人的韵律节拍

Since I swiped the kinder surprise egg clean

自从我掠走那颗奇趣蛋的惊喜

From that giant's miserable sky palace

从那巨人阴郁的云端宫殿里

You might like to call it a hijacking

你或许会称这为一场劫掠传奇

Time is ticking, on this mic I'm riffing

时间滴答作响 麦克风前我即兴演绎

Like a harp, even with my arms tied I'm spitting

纵使双臂被缚 仍如竖琴般倾吐不息

Goodbye, good riddance, took five of these beans and I got high but it's not I who's tripping

告别吧 庆幸解脱 吞下五颗魔豆腾空而起 迷幻的可不是我自己

Honk, honk, hear the goose come

嘟嘟 听那鹅鸣渐近

Stepping into the booth give em goosebumps

踏入录音棚让他们不寒而栗

Leave em in the trash chute like Veruca

像对待维露卡那样把他们丢进垃圾道

Don't mess with the feathered veteran with the bread or you're going to get chewed up

别惹这只羽翼丰满的老鸟 否则你会被金鹅啄碎

By the Golden Goose, bruh, cash in the coop, ya

在鸡舍里数钞票 伙计

Make appearances, everything I lay down's 24 carat

每次亮相都金光闪闪 我吐出的每个字都是24K纯金

It's all on my bill, see your net worth is less than this bird?

账单全记我头上 看看你的净资产还不如这只鸟？

That's embarrassing

真是丢人现眼

Gander at the gander

凝视那傲慢的鹅群

I'm the fowl minded Midas, so mind your manners

我是点金成愚的迈达斯 请注意你的举止

That brand name I'm hyping, don't hide the glamour

我推崇的这个品牌 别掩盖它的光芒

So far from Untitled, this game I slander

远离无名之辈 这场游戏我肆意批判

Bring in the flock and that honking's your doom

召集你的同伙吧 那聒噪将是你们的末日

With every drop, I bring Stonks to the moon

每次振翅 我都让股价直冲月球

A different league than some other ducking Scrooge

与那些吝啬鬼鸭子 根本不在同个层级

Original G, that's"mother ****ing" Goose!!

原初的传奇 我就是鹅妈妈本尊

Running through the woods in a bright red hood

披着鲜红斗篷 我飞奔穿过森林

Sensed no danger, not when he grabbed me

未察觉危险 直到他猛然抓住我

Little me understood, not the likelihood, of this stranger eating up granny

年幼的我怎会明白 这陌生者吞掉外婆的可能性

Never trust a wolf making conversation

永远别相信 与你搭话的恶狼

Canine, more like bull, with an off fixation

说是犬类 更像疯牛 眼神邪佞

Not one to get full, hungry inclination

永远填不饱 饥饿的本性

I walked in and thought, Illness must be raising

我走进屋时心想 这定是疾病作祟

Cause what big arms, big ears, big eyes, big teeth

否则怎会有 巨臂巨耳巨眼獠牙

House seemed calm, but what lied in sheets

屋内看似平静 床单下却暗藏玄机

Was the wolf, in the place of his last big feast

是那头狼 正盘踞在他最后的盛宴之地

At the time I couldn't see who was underneath

当时我未能看透 那伪装下的真面目

So I came just a little bit closer

于是我不自觉地 又靠近了些许

Big mistake, no escape, from the poser

大错铸成 无处可逃 这冒牌货的陷阱里

Got an eyeful of his blinding molars

瞥见他令人眩目的森森白牙

Little Riding Hood, just Red leftover

小红帽啊 不过是残存的猩红印记

Just the red leftover from this master of disguise

不过是这位伪装大师 留下的猩红残迹

I ain't paying for this meal like my card has been declined

这顿饭我可不买单 像信用卡被刷爆一般

He's the lone wolf, got no partner in this crime

他是独行恶狼 这场罪案没有同党

Antisocial, hear no bark, but I'mma bite!

生人勿近 不吠但会致命撕咬！

Apex predator, beast in your gran's sheets

顶级掠食者 在你祖母被窝逞凶

I'm too greedy I need seconds

我贪得无厌还要再来一份

I feast, will these peeps ever learn?

大快朵颐 这些蠢货可会长记性？

Peek at the teeth, fleek to the feet

瞧瞧这獠牙 从尖齿到利爪

Got the claws pedicured

连趾爪都精心修剪过

What big fangs?

尖牙何其锋利

Just to kill you all the better, bruh

只为将你撕碎 伙计

I'm the type of villain that's quite rare

我是稀世罕见的恶徒

The kind the parents read and give their little kids nightmares

父母读罢故事 孩童噩梦不休

A sneaky mother****er, don't fight fair

*狡诈阴险 从不安分守己*

Wherever they least expect me, *****, I'm right there!

在你最不设防处 我骤然现身！

Turn your crib into my lair

将你巢穴化作魔窟

Nah, I never hunt in packs

不 我向来独来独往

I'm the Alpha, coming with a cunning plan

我是智者 带着狡黠计谋登场

When the teeth gleam at you, that's a muzzle flash

当獠牙寒光闪现 那是致命警告

And I could cut you down to size like a lumberjack

我能将你削至渺小 如同伐木工般利落

*****!!!

Hola! Here comes the Puss in Boots

哈喽！穿靴子的猫飒爽亮相

You losin', fools

败者们 你们输定了

I make a track sound good call me Fruity Loops

我能让旋律美妙 叫我水果循环大师

Yeah, I seduce with my looks and I look really cute

我用迷人外表诱惑众生 可爱得令人心动

See I'm rolling with the fur but without the suit

看我披着皮毛游走世间 却不着那俗套衣裳

Olé, soy de los mejores y si tú no lo ves es que estás más ciego que ese trío de ratones

嘿 我可是顶尖高手 若你看不见 那比三只瞎老鼠还要眼拙

With the sword? Good

比剑术？不在话下

With the words? Flawless

论口才？无懈可击

So much I can make an ogre look smaller

我能让巨人都显得渺小

Like damn, bro

天啊兄弟

Spitting so sick like hairballs

吐出的犀利言辞像毛球般令人窒息

Gato por fuera, Zorro por dentro, tengo alma bandolera

外表是猫咪 内心是狐狸 我有着叛逆的灵魂

Mi encanto de Banderas keep my red flags low

我的魅力如旗帜飘扬 却将危险信号深藏

When you poor, gotta work, gotta hustle

贫穷时就要奋斗 必须拼命闯荡

That way I made my G be the king of the castle

这样才让我的G成为城堡之王

Yeah, and the truth is, you know how the Puss is

没错 你早知穿靴猫的本相

Didn't form a family, still got lot of pussies

虽未组建家庭 却总有猫儿依傍

Poster on the wall, you know it's me

墙上的海报 你认出是我

The yolked GOAT of old folk poetry

民间传说中力大无穷的山羊

I suppose if the question is who's the best tale

若要问谁的故事最精彩

Then you best tell them not to step on the egg shell

最好提醒他们别踩碎蛋壳

'Cause any rapper who puts their verse before mine's

因为任何把verse排我前面的rapper

About to see there's more to me than just a nursery rhyme

即将见识我不止是童谣那么简单

I mean there's only so much pressure one man can handle

毕竟一个人能承受的压力有限

Before his brain gets, uh, let's say scrambled

直到他的大脑开始...呃...混乱

Got the type of **** to light up your lures quick

我有那种**能瞬间点燃你的欲望

Old school every rhyme of mine's inscribed in Papyrus

老派作风 我的每句韵脚都刻在纸莎草上

If you don't vibe with it, take a dive off the highest bricks

若不合你心意 就从最高的城垛纵身跃下

Cause I'm giving no ****s, like the tip of a friar's ****

我毫不在乎 就像修士的*尖般放肆

See now crime is the life I live ever since Puss abandoned me

自从靴猫抛弃我 犯罪便成生存之道

Fostered the name and the fame with no family

没有家族庇荫 独自搏得声名

So call the king's horses and gather his men

快召来国王的马队与士兵

Tell him Humpty is back and he's cracked once again

告诉他们蛋头先生归来 再次支离破碎

You know, it's very rude to sit down at someone's cypher uninvited

未经邀请闯入诗会 可是相当失礼

No matter! Here comes the Hatter!

无妨！疯帽匠这就驾到！

Never been so silly a milliner and habitual picnicker

从未见过如此疯癫的帽匠与野餐常客

I'm like crumpets and cricket but just a smidgeon more Britisher

我像司康饼与板球 却更添几分英伦腔调

Young Flibbertigibbet, we aren't given to visitors

小淘气鬼 我们可不常接待访客

So just sit in the middle

就请安坐中央

As I am spilling my riddles

听我倾吐谜语

And sipping a little

浅酌几口

With a platter of some shrinking or embiggening nibbles

配着会变大缩小的点心拼盘

Oh! My sanity's a drink in a thimble!

噢！我的理智如针尖上的露珠般易逝！

You know you really do talk too much

你可知你的喋喋不休实在过分

Move round!

转起圈来！

You're crazy if you don't think I rhyme the best

若不觉我韵脚绝妙 那才是真疯癫

'Cause I'm raving when I'm up at the writing desk

因我伏案写作时 灵感如狂潮倾泻

You say curiouser and curiouser, I'd say I'm mercurial

你说"愈奇愈怪" 我说我似水银善变

(That just means his mind's a mess!) (Very rude…)

(那不过说他思绪如乱麻！)(粗鄙至极...)

So call me Mr. Tea! You can quit your jibber-jabberwocky

不如唤我茶先生！快收起你的胡言乱语

Miss, you're dreaming if you think that you could have a coffee

小姐，若你以为能喝杯咖啡 那只是痴心妄想

This table-setting is a place to be

这张餐桌才是你该待的地方

It's a very merry un-birthday for me!

今天可是我最欢乐的非生日会呀！

Oh hello, don't worry, you're not in danger

噢别慌，亲爱的 你不会有危险

I may be a stranger but you're even stranger

我虽是陌生人 你却比我更古怪

In case you forget, here's a basic refresher

怕你忘记 容我重新介绍

One, I'm a cat, two, I came here from Cheshire

第一 我是猫 第二 来自柴郡故乡

It's a great pleasure making your acquaintance

与你相识 真是无上荣光

Queer conversation is the quaintest entertainment

古怪对谈是最奇妙的消遣

Come to Wonderland and you'll understand

来仙境吧 你自会领悟

That it's enlightening under thunderclouds

在雷云之下也能豁然开朗

Enter with trepidation, a step at a time

带着忐忑 一步步探索

I don't require trepanation to open your mind

何须开颅术 我自能点化你

Let's take a look inside, that could be fun

窥探内心该多有趣

Strange you've gone oddly quiet?

怎么突然沉默不语？

Cat got your tongue?

被猫叼走了舌头？

My teeth aren't jacked, I'm just dentally built

我的牙齿并非参差 只是天生如此排列

Where's the line between ingenious and mentally ill

天才与疯癫的界限究竟在何处

When you get defensive then you tend to reveal

当你开始防备 往往就会暴露

Your intentions, that's why I never pretend to be real

真实意图 所以我从不伪装自己

Skin getting thinner until

皮肤日渐透明直至

I'm hidden, invisible apart from the glowing grin on my grill

完全隐形 只剩齿间闪烁的诡异笑容

Still deliver riddlin' as if it's medicine for fidgeting

仍像治疗焦躁的良药般抛出谜语

You don't want to hear the conspiracies I'm complicit in

你定不愿听我参与的那些阴谋诡计

The mystery is viscous the way it's thickening

谜团如浓稠浆液般蔓延

Do you know who I am?

你可识得我真面目？

Hint: it isn't Ronnie Pickering

提示：绝非寻常路人

Pickling your mind like I'm sticking it in brine

将你思绪浸入腌渍缸

Rewind, see how many hidden messages you find

倒带回放 看你能破译多少暗藏玄机