Boss walks in the room so stern so stiff
I press the button and let it riff
A sound so loud it shakes the air
Everyone looks but I’m nowhere
Fart Machine 3000 it’s my claim to fame
Office pranks will never be the same
Push the button and watch them squirm
Laughter erupts it’s the new office norm
Coffee spills as Jim jumps back
He’s red in the face he’s under attack
Susan’s typing but now she’s froze
The sound's too wet it’s too on the nose
In the breakroom I lay my trap
Under the chair a sneaky snap
Who’s the culprit no one knows
I’m a legend where mischief grows
Fart Machine 3000 it’s my claim to fame
Office pranks will never be the same
Push the button and watch them squirm
Laughter erupts it’s the new office norm
From the cubicles to the CEO's door
Echoes of chaos you can’t ignore
Fart Machine 3000 a gift divine
A masterpiece of flatulent design
Fart Machine 3000 it’s my claim to fame
Office pranks will never be the same
Push the button and watch them squirm
Laughter erupts it’s the new office norm