Shark Baby - Collin Warren
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Written by:Collin Warren
Well I took my baby to the doctor
话说那天我带宝贝去看医生
To get the ultrasound
去做个B超检查
They took her temp and took her clothes
护士量了体温 让她脱了衣服
And put her in a gown
换上了那身病号服
They spread jelly on her belly
他们往她肚子上抹了耦合剂
Put her womb up on the screen
把子宫影像投到了屏幕上
When suddenly a little nurse
这时一个小护士突然
Let out an awful scream
发出一声惨叫
She turned the screen away from us
她猛地把屏幕转开 不让我们看
And quickly left the room
飞快地跑出了房间
Shouting in a broken voice
嗓音颤抖着大喊道
The Doc will be in soon
“医生马上就到!”
But when the Doc came in
等到医生进来时
He had a couple doctor friends
后面还跟着好几个医生同事
And he said I've got some news for you
他说:“我有消息要告诉你”
And this is what he said
接着他开口道——
He said
他说:
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
But you'll be alright
但你会没事的
He said where you'd typically see fingers
他说在原本该长手指的地方
Well there's nothing there but fins
却只长出了一对鱼鳍
And where a baby's mouth would be
而在宝宝该长嘴巴的地方
Is an awfully toothy grin
竟是满口尖牙的坏笑
He's got gills instead of lungs
他没长肺 而是长了鳃
He's got a tale instead of feet
也没长脚 而是长了尾巴
But the good news is your little boy
“但好消息是 你的小伙子”
Is healthy and complete
“发育得很健康 也很完整”
But you have to do
但你必须接受
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
You're gonna have a shark baby
你要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
Well come meet the parent's to be
快来见见这对准父母
Of the freaky little shark baby
见见这只怪异的小鲨鱼宝宝
They're gonna have a shark baby
他们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
But they'll be alright
但他们会没事的
So I went right down to Petco
于是我直奔宠物大卖场
And bought the biggest tank they had
买了店里最大的鱼缸
And on the way I got a shirt
顺道还买了一件T恤
That say's I'm the world's greatest shark dad
上面写着“世上最伟大的鲨鱼老爹”
And she's got me out at midnight
她半夜还把我支使出去
Buying sushi by the keg
一桶接一桶地买寿司
And I'm working on a little mobile
我正忙着做一个婴儿床挂饰
With little surf boards and little legs
挂着小冲浪板和小腿
Cause we're gonna have a shark baby
因为我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
I bet they put us on TV
我敢打赌他们会让我们上电视
With our little shark baby
带着我们的小鲨鱼宝宝
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
And we'll be alright
我们会没事的
Well my wife's sure sticking to her story
话说我老婆死守着那套说辞
As she said it was God's will
咬定这一切都是天意
But every time the mailman comes
但每次邮差找上门时
I'm checking him for gills
我都会检查他有没有长鳃
And I ain't got no complaints
倒也没什么可抱怨的
But this expecting ain't no joke
但这待产期可真不是闹着玩的
Just take one look at her
只要看她一眼你就会明白
And you know we're gonna need a bigger boat
你懂的 我们肯定得换条大船了
Cause we're gonna have a shark baby
因为我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
Well it's just her and me
如今家里就她和我
And the shark baby makes three
加上鲨鱼宝宝 凑成三口之家
We're gonna have a shark baby
我们要生个鲨鱼宝宝了
And we'll be alright
我们会没事的