The Real Slim Shady - Let The Music Play
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Written by:Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster
May I have your attention please
请各位听众注意
May I have your attention please
请各位听众注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请问真正的Slim Shady 能否站出来
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再说一遍 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
We're gonna have a problem here
看来我们这里要有麻烦了
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们都表现得好像从未见过白人一般
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴都惊掉了 就像帕姆和汤米突然闯进门一样
And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
然后比以往更甚地将她教训一番
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
他们离婚后 她被粗暴地推搡 啧啧
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
是那个家伙的回归 等等 不会吧 你在开玩笑
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
他刚才说的 不是我以为的那个吧 对吧
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
德瑞博士什么都没说 你们这些笨蛋
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
德瑞博士死了 他被我关在地下室里了 哈哈
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱埃米纳姆
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
喋喋不休 斯利姆·沙迪 我受够他了
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
瞧他四处晃悠 还抓着他的那个 你懂的
Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
对那个你知道的人翻个白眼,但他还是那么可爱
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是啊,或许我脑子里有些螺丝松动了
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
但总不至于比你父母卧室里的事更糟糕
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时我真想上电视,然后就放飞自我
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但我不能,Tom Green却能对死驼鹿做出那种事
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的臀部贴着你的唇,我的臀部贴着你的唇
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我够走运,你或许还会轻轻吻它一下
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
而这就是我们传递给小孩子们的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
还期望他们不知道女性的阴蒂是什么
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
当然他们会知道什么是男女之事
By the time they hit fourth grade
等他们到了四年级的时候
They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
他们不是有探索频道吗
We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物 有些人还是食人族
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
像切开哈密瓜一样剖开别人
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但如果我们能与死去的动物和羚羊交配
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那就没有理由说一个男人不能和另一个男人私奔
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
如果你和我有同感 我有解药在手
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
女士们 甩起你们的丝袜 跟着副歌唱起来
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔·史密斯无需粗口 唱片照样畅销
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
但我就是如此 管他呢 也管你呢
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
你以为我会在乎格莱美奖吗
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
半数的评论家连接受我都困难 更别提认可我
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
但Slim 如果你赢了岂不是很讽刺
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
为什么 就为了让你们编造谎言引我来此
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
你可以让我坐在小甜甜布兰妮身旁
Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
天啊 克里斯蒂娜最好给我换个位置
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
这样我就能坐在卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特中间
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听他们争论她先跟谁上了床
Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
这小**在MTV上公开diss我
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
没错他是挺帅 但我猜他已经娶了金 哈哈
I should download her audio on MP3
我该把她的录音下成MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
让全世界都知道你让阿姆染了性病
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
我厌倦了你们这些小鲜肉团体
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
你们只会惹我烦 所以我被派来收拾你们
And there's a million of us just like me
还有千千万万个像我这样的存在
Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
像我一样满嘴脏话 像我一样无所顾忌
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
穿着打扮像我 言行举止也模仿我
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
或许能成为新星 但永远无法取代我
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
I'm like a head trip to listen to
听我说话就像一场头脑旅行
'Cause I'm only givin' you
因为我只给你
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
你们在客厅里和朋友们开的玩笑
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
唯一的区别是我有胆量在你们所有人面前说出来
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
我无需虚伪 也从不粉饰太平
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是拿起麦克风 尽情宣泄
And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
无论你是否承认 老子就是能轻松碾压
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
比现场90%的说唱废物都要强悍
Then you wonder how can
然后你们会疑惑 怎么会这样
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
孩子们像嗑安定片般 疯狂吞噬我的专辑
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
有趣的是,照我这速度,等我三十岁时
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
我会是养老院里唯一还在调情的人
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
趁着涂抹润肤乳时,偷捏护士的臀
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
我仍在躁动 可这整袋伟哥都无动于衷
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
每个人心中都潜藏着一个Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
他可能在汉堡王工作 往你的洋葱圈啐口水
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
或在停车场里兜圈 咆哮着"我毫不在乎"
With his windows down and his system up
车窗摇下 音响震天响
So will the real Shady please stand up
现在 真正的Shady请站起来
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
举起你的双手
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为你的癫狂失控而自豪
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
再来一次 跟我大声喊出来
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错 我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们这些冒牌的Slim Shady 不过是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
那么 真正的Slim Shady 请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
哈哈 我想我们每个人心里都住着一个Slim Shady
F**k it let's all stand up
来吧 让我们全都站起来