Cornography - Brad Paisley/James Burton/The Kung Pao Buckaroos
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by:Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Peter Tilden
The grand old op'ry theatre proudly presents
大歌剧院隆重呈现
Cornography Kung Pao episode two
宫保情色第二集
The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos
宫保牛仔们继续冒险
The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
三个牛仔需要找个地方过夜
So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty may
我提议去基蒂小姐的店里
Or she may not
或许不该去
A former love and a woman of questionable repute
她既是旧爱 也是风评不佳的女人
So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
他们走进酒馆 点名要找基蒂小姐
And just then they heard a voice saying
就在此时 他们听见一个声音说道
Hi boys you lookin' for these
“嗨小子们 你们是在找这个吗”
And the littlest cowboy turned around
最矮小的牛仔转过身来
To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
看见两把硕大的点三八正对着他的脸
Jimmy you can't say that
“吉米 这话可不兴说啊”
What she had huge guns
“可她确实拿着大家伙”
Smith and wesson revolvers
史密斯威森左轮手枪
Oh boy were they loaded oh brother
天呐 那家伙可是装满了子弹 好家伙
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玉米地传奇
She is aiming them right at us
她正用枪瞄准我们
Softer George it's more effective
温柔点乔治 这样更有效
She is aiming them right at us everybody duck
她正瞄准我们 大家快蹲下
Not you Jimmy you stand up normal
吉米你别动 站着别动
They dropped the money they owed her
他们扔下了欠她的钱
She bent over to pick it up
她弯腰去捡
And oh that moon was beautiful
啊 那月色真美
Now Jimmy you can't say that
吉米 这话可不能说出口
Out the window I couldn't see it till then George
乔治 我当时被山挡住视线
Oh there were mountains in the way
噢 眼前全是连绵山脉
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玉米地传奇
You guys are gonna get in trouble for this
你们这样会惹上麻烦的
That woman sure chaps my ask her out then
那女人真让我心痒 不如约她出去
I think he's got a little thing for her George
乔治 我看他对她有点意思
Louder bill it's more effective
比尔 说大声点才够劲
I think he's got a little thing for her George
乔治 我看他对她有点意思
It's not that little
可不止一点点呢
That was worth a three or four bill
这趟起码值三四百块
All right Jimmy let's get serious now
好了吉米 现在说正经的
So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited
那小牛仔努力装作不动声色
But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard
但面对如此美人 实在难以自持
Jimmy what it's very difficult
吉米 这确实很难把持
I hope they're not recordin' this yeah ah
希望他们没在录音 啊哈
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玉米地传奇
And I said cowgirl how would you like a little cowpoke
我对牛仔女郎说 要不要来点牛仔乐趣
Here we go ooh yeah need a little buckaroo
来吧 宝贝 我们需要点西部狂野
In your dreams short barrel
做梦去吧 小短枪
Bum chicka bow wow oh my god
哇哦 我的天啊
So the kung poo buck kung poo
功夫牛仔们就这样
So the kung pao buckaroos rode off into the sunset
功夫牛仔们骑马奔向夕阳
Tune in next time for more action and romance
下回分解 更多动作与浪漫
Yeah softer George it's more effective yeah
对 乔治轻点更有效 没错