In sherwood forest
There dwelt a knight
Who was known
As the righteous sir greenbaum
And many dragons
Had felt the might
Of the smite
Of the righteous sir greenbaum
I chanced upon him one morn
When heapos
D recently rescued a maiden fair
Why why art thou so forlorn
Sir greenbaum is thy heart heavy laden
Said he quot
Forsooth
apos
Tis a sorry plight
That engendered my attitude bluishquot
Said he quot
I donapos
T wanna be a knight
Thatapos
S no job for a boy who is jewishquot
All day with the mighty sword
And the mighty steed and the mighty lance
All day with that heavy shield
And a pair of aluminum pants
All day with the slaying and slewing
And smiting and smoting like robin hood
Oh wouldst I could kick the habit
And give up smoting for good
And so he said to the other knights
quot
You may have my possessions and my goods
For I am moving to shaker heights
Where iapos
Ve got some connections in dry goods
Farewell to the dragonapos
S paw
And the other swashbuckling games and sports
Iapos
Ll work for my father in law
When I marry miss guinevere schwartzquot