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点击复制Well it took me a woman late last night
好吧 昨夜我遇到了一位女子
I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
我醉得差不多了 她看起来还算不错
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
直到她开始剥去那洋葱般的伪装
She took off her wig said how do I look
她摘下假发 问我：我看起来如何？
I's high flyin' bare naked out the window
我飘飘欲仙 赤身裸体地探出窗外
Well sometimes I might get drunk
嗯 有时我也会喝醉
Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
走路摇摇摆摆如鸭步 浑身散发臭鼬般的味道
Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride
这丝毫不会伤我分毫 也无损我的骄傲
'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
因为我的姑娘就在身旁
She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
她却躲躲藏藏 假装与我素不相识
I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
我那时正在屋外 给那旧木棚刷漆
When a can a black paint it fell on my head
结果一罐黑漆 竟直直砸向我头顶
I went down to scrub and rub
我使劲搓洗擦拭
But I had to sit in back off the tub
却只能坐在浴缸后方
Cost a quarter half price
只要两毛五 还是半价
Well my telephone rang it would not stop
唉 电话铃声响起 响个不停
It's President Kennedy callin' me up
肯尼迪总统来电致意
He said"My friend Bob what do we need
他说：“我的朋友Bob，我们需要什么
To make the country grow"
才能让国家繁荣”
I said"My friend John Brigitte Bardot
我说：“我的朋友John，Brigitte Bardot，
Anita Ekberg
Sophia Loren country will grow"
Sophia Loren，国家必将繁荣”
Well I got a woman five feet short
我有个娇小的女人，身高不足五英尺，
She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
她时而尖叫，时而咆哮，时而哼哼唧唧
She tickles my nose pats me on my head
她挠痒我的鼻子，拍拍我的头
Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
把我吹倒，又把我踢下床
She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser
她是男人的克星，绞肉机，输不起的人
Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time
哦，我何必终日劳作，忙碌不休
I got a woman who works herself blind
我有个女人，她拼命工作到眼盲
Works up to her britches up to her neck
忙到裤脚，忙到脖子
Writes me letters and sends me checks
给我写信，还寄来支票
She's a humdinger folk singer
她是个非凡的民谣歌手
Late one day in the middle of the week
一周中的某天傍晚时分
Eyes were closed I was half asleep
双眼紧闭 半梦半醒
I chased me a woman up the hill
我追着一个女人上山
Right in the middle of an air drill
就在空袭演习进行时
I jumped a fallout shelter
我跳过防空洞
I jumped the string bean
我跳过青豆荚
I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun
我跳过电视餐 我跳过猎枪
Now the man on the stand he wants my vote
此刻站在讲台上的人 正渴望我的选票
He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
他为竞选公职 名字印在选票上
He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple
他在教堂尖塔前布道宣讲
Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
告诉我他深爱所有子民
He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza
他嚼着贝果 吞着披萨
He's eatin' chitins
他大啖着猪肠
Oh set me down on a television floor
噢 让我瘫坐在电视机前
I'll flip the channel to number four
我要把频道转到第四台
Out of the shower comes a football man
从浴室里晃出个足球先生
With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff
他手里攥着瓶发胶 那些小年轻爱用的玩意儿
What I wanna know Mr Football Man is
我想知道 足球先生
What do you do about Willy Mays
你打算怎么对付威利·梅斯
Martin Luther King Olatunji oh
马丁·路德·金 奥拉通吉 噢
Well the funniest woman I ever seen
要说我见过最滑稽的女人
Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean
是清洁剂先生的曾孙女
She takes about fifteen baths a day
她一天要沐浴十五次
Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane
还要我在脸上蓄须 她真是疯狂
Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time
那么 问我为何总是酩酊大醉
It levels my head and eases my mind
酒精让我的思绪平稳 心神安宁
I just walk along and stroll and sing
我只是信步而行 且歌且吟
I see better days and I do better things
我预见美好的日子 也做着更好的事情
I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor
我捕捉恐龙 与伊丽莎白·泰勒缠绵
Catch hell from Richard Burton
惹得理查德·伯顿怒火冲天