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Well I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
我前往莫斯艾斯利寻找转换器
Hell you know how hot it gets on Tatooine
天知道塔图因的烈日有多灼人
Well then I saw that there cantina
忽然瞥见那间小酒馆
I'll go in for an Orangina
想进去买杯橙汁解渴
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be
早听闻那里混乱 但能有多糟糕
All manner of men and beasts were staring at me
形形色色的生物都直勾勾盯着我
Seems just one week before
就在一周之前
Their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
提列克女奴转身离去
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
我成了他们眼中下一个猎物
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
在那酒馆里失去的不只是真心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我的尊严永远留在了塔图因
Son it don't mean you're weak
孩子 忍让并非软弱
If you turn the other cheek
宽恕需要勇气
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man
但若为贾巴屈膝 你便不再是个男人
Old Hammerhead he fixed his mind to screw me
老锤头执意要羞辱我
Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar
亮出凶器将我钉在吧台
My anus he destroyed
他摧毁了我的尊严
Now I got me Hemmeroids
如今伤痛如影随形
They had to wrench him off my nuts with a gaffi bar
他们不得不用铁棍将他拽离
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
老韩·索罗突然重击我后脑
I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo
怎料这海盗竟有特殊癖好
I woke up next to Chewbacca
醒来时丘巴卡躺在身侧
I was smeared in Wookiee ca ca
我被伍基人的**糊满全身
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no no
他们对我的**做出不可描述之事
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
在那酒馆里失去的不只是真心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我的尊严永远留在了塔图因
Son it don't mean you're weak
孩子 忍让并非软弱
If you turn the other cheek
宽恕需要勇气
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man
但若为贾巴屈膝 你便不再是个男人
Ol' Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him
老萨拉舍斯·克伦小得难以察觉
Before I knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum
未及反应 他已粗暴入侵我的禁区
And then just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my anus
更显恶毒 竟借我身躯发出刺耳嘶吼
Now I got an a hole car alarm and I can't disconnect him
如今这警报响彻后庭 再难摆脱纠缠
Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
贪婪的格里多攫住他那丑陋欲望
And he yanked that sucker 'til it wasn't so teeny
疯狂撕扯 直至扭曲变形
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
将我拖入贾巴的魔窟
He stared intently at my butt
目光如炬 灼烧我的尊严
And then he oo ta too ta'ed me with his zucchini
他用那根"西葫芦"对我上下其手
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
在那酒馆里失去的不只是真心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我的尊严永远留在了塔图因
Son it don't mean you're weak
孩子 忍让并非软弱
If you turn the other cheek
宽恕需要勇气
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man
但若为贾巴屈膝 你便不再是个男人
Take it away boys
来吧伙计们
Band instrumental
乐队演奏
Well the guy walked up and said My friend doesn't like you
那家伙走过来 说我的朋友不喜欢你
I said Sorry
我连忙道歉
He said I don't like you either you better watch yourself
他却说我也不喜欢你 你最好当心点
I think his name was Tom Waits
隐约记得他叫汤姆·威茨
Then some old dude who taught Vader
后来有个训练过维达的老头
Chopped his arm off with a saber
用光剑斩断了他的手臂
That later made for one red hot anal invader
那断臂后来成了火辣的入侵者
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
我瘫倒在地 被打得神志不清
Then I was saved there at the door were ten stormtroopers
就在门口 十名冲锋队员将我解救
But then my hope faded away
但希望转瞬即逝
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
不知他们克隆的竟是这般取向
And they each took turns stormtroopin' me in the pooper
他们轮番对我施以暴行
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
在那酒馆里失去的不只是真心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我的尊严永远留在了塔图因
Son it don't mean you're weak
孩子 忍让并非软弱
If you turn the other cheek
宽恕需要勇气
Which is why I still go there every week
这就是我仍每周光顾的原因