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点击复制Let's Eat(feat. Xperience) (Explicit) - Macklemore/Ryan Lewis/Xperience
I woke up threw some sweat pants on
起床啦 穿上运动裤
Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart
喂喂猫咪转转超市
And I really want a donut shouldn't get a donut
我好想吃个甜甜圈 我该不该吃呢
Bought a donut **** it man it's really hard
我还是买个吃吧 减肥怎么这么难
Supposed to be on a diet I wanna be like Ryan
本来该节食来着 我真的好想像瑞安一样
He lost thirty pounds on that paleo
他可是靠节食瘦了三十磅
But **** it man I love fried ****
可油炸的东西都是我的最爱啊
I was gonna get skinny for the summer
我本来打算为了夏天秀身材减肥来着
I was gonna start doing my crunches
我本来打算天天做仰卧起坐健身来着
But looking down at my stomach
我看了看我的肚腩
I'mma go to the beach but I'm not taking my shirt off in public
我要是哪天去个海边晒太阳 就我这身材我都不好意思脱衣服
My girl shaped like a bottle of Coke
我女朋友那身材 凹凸有致
Me I'm shaped like a bottle of nope
我这身材不能看
I'd like to order a hot dog some bon bons
我就爱点热狗顺道再买点糖就更好了
A large soda and some tacos to go
再来个大杯的苏打水 再来个炸玉米饼带走
I never knew what a carbohydrate was
我以前还不知道什么是碳水化合物
Turns out that it's all the snacks I love
才知道它就是我爱吃的零食
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman you know jacked man
我想变成休杰克曼那样 就演金刚狼
With a really huge package
他肌肉发达
I wanna be the 2015 Batman
我好想去演2015版的蝙蝠侠
And send ben Affleck packing
这样本艾弗莱克就要乖乖走人了
If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner right
因为他对他老婆不好
You don't deserve to have that
对老婆不好的人没什么资格当蝙蝠侠
You better pass that to the homie Matt Damon
你最好把演蝙蝠侠这活让给马特达蒙
He eat the booty like Pac Man
他身材很好 肌肉发达
You know I feel good about this place
我是真心喜欢这个小吃店
You know I feel good about this steak
还有这儿的牛排
You know I feel good about this shake
这儿的奶昔
You know I feel good about these plates
还有这儿的菜
You know I feel good about this crepes
这儿的可颂饼
You know I feel good about this cake
这儿的小糕点
You know I just love how it tastes
我是真的爱吃这些
I'm not gonna wait I'm not tripping about my weight no
我再也不拖了 脂肪再也不能限制我前进的脚步了
Happy New Years
新年快乐
Everybody got a resolution
每个人在新年的第一天都下定决心要做些什么
But the next day we forget about it never do 'em
但到了第二天就把自己的计划忘了 就再也提不起来兴趣去做了
I went to the gym and got a membership
我去了趟健身房办了个会员卡
Five minutes on the treadmill and I never lift
在跑步机上运动了五分钟我就再也不想动了
That was four years ago I should probably cancel this
这都是四年前的事了 我觉得我应该去把那张会员卡给退了
But they tell me I gotta do it in person ain't that a *****
可他们说要退会员卡我要亲自去趟健身房 他们怎么这么麻烦
But tomorrow though I'mma get fit
过了一天 我想我还是该去健身
Get me a fuel band and a fit bit
我就买了个耐克手环又买了个跑步机
Get me some workout shoes and a bench press
买了双跑鞋又买了个台式压力机
Some Lulu Lemons and a french press
我还带了瓶柠檬水还有杯黑咖啡
I'mma finally focus do some private yoga
我这下能好好练练瑜伽了
Exercise my shoulders I'mma hide the donuts
舒展一下我的肩膀 我得把这甜甜圈给藏好了
Realign my posture no time for sofas
我要纠正一下我的站姿 我都没时间坐了
I'm finally sober no lime nas
我这下算是醒酒了
But again that's tomorrow
但这都是我明天要干的事
And today man I gotta go big cause it's my last day
今天我要出去吃顿好的
Before I lose that weight I gotta get one last plate and go big
今晚是我减肥前的最后一晚 我要好好吃上一顿
I ate all night Kool Aid on ice
我就着冰镇饮料吃了一夜
I woke up and I felt like ****
睡醒了发现自己整个人都不好了
And I said you know what man **** it
我想还是算了吧
I should probably start on Monday instead
我下星期一再开始减肥吧
Mother****** let's eat
我就开开心心的吃吧
You know I feel good about this place
我是真心喜欢这家饭馆
You know I feel good about this steak
还有这儿的牛排
You know I feel good about this shake
这儿的奶昔
You know I feel good about these plates
这儿的菜
You know I feel good about this crepes
还有这儿的可松饼
You know I feel good about this cake
和小糕点
You know I just love how it tastes
这些都是我的真爱
I'm not gonna wait I'm not tripping about my weight no
我再也不打算等下去了 脂肪你别想挡住我吃的脚步