Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
嗨,我的名字是,哈,我的名字是什么
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Ahem excuse me
恩,抱歉
Can I have the attention of the class
大家能专心听我说一下吗
Hi kids Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah )
孩子们,你们喜欢暴力吗,耶,耶,耶
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh )
想不想看我将9英寸长的钉子扎进我的眼皮里,啊,哈
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah )
想不想和我做的一样呢,耶 ,耶
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is (Huh )
试着了解我这糟透了的人生吧,哈
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight
我的头脑沉重无比,我试着抬头挺胸
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm )
但我不知道我该上哪个辣妹,嗯
And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead
医生说我是个混蛋
Uh-uhhh So why's your face red Man you wasted
啊哈,那么你的脸怎么这么红,朋友你真浪费
Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
当我12岁的时候我就觉得我不再是自己
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因为我把真正的自己绑在船杆的最顶端
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
对帕梅拉丽以牙还牙
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
我大力地打了她,并且扯她的衣服
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
我吸了草烟然后倒地
Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast
比肥婆坐下时还快
C'mere slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog )
来吧荡妇,沙迪等等,她是我的母狗
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
嗨,我的名字是,哈,我的名字是什么
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
嗨,我的名字是,哈,我的名字是什么
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
我的英文老师在高中总是批评我
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
但是唯一的问题就是,我的英文老师是个男的
I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
我用橡皮擦砸了他的脸
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (O )
拿着订书机追着他跑
Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
走在脱衣舞俱乐部,我把夹克的拉链拉上
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh )
摔破酒杯,偷藏酒
Extraterrestrial killin pedestrians
然后就往外跑
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS
遇到一艘宇宙飞船,他们叫我,让我们做朋友吧
N y-nine percent of my life I was lied to
99% 的人生都是在欺骗当中
I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do
我才发现我的老妈比我还疯狂
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我告诉她我将会成为一个有名的说唱人
Make a record about doin *** and name it after her (Oh thank you )
做一张关于**和姓氏的唱片,噢,谢谢你
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
当你的**在台上时,你气疯了
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh )
试着要碰你的手就像招待员的粉丝一样,啊
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph )
这个家伙的老婆死了,所以想要我的签名啊,老兄,我可以要你的签名吗
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
嗨,我的名字是,哈,我的名字是什么
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away (Get him )
停止播放,把这个小孩弄走,带走
Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE
医生别站着不动,帮帮忙
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
我还不准备离开,我怕死
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
我将被活埋
Am I in or goin I can barely decide
我要不要去呢,我很难下决定
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead)
我才喝了第5瓶伏特加,我能驾车吗,没问题
All my life I was very deprived
我一生都没什么文化
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
我几年都没上女人了,我衣裳破烂
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
就像绿巨人一样
I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere)
我说话的时候吐口水,我要上了所有在走路的人
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
当我小时候,我饿到抽筋
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH ) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAH )
你怎么用你的胸部喂我,老妈
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
我没穿衣服,躺在床上
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG )
穿上防弹背心,然后一枪把头打开花
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh )
我真的是疯了
And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah )
对了,你什么时候看见我老爸的时候
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I hadChorus
告诉他我会在他的梦里掐他的脖子
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
嗨,我的名字是,哈,我的名字是什么
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )
嗨,我的名字是什么,我是谁
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
嗨,我的名字是,哈,我的名字是什么
My name is scratches Slim Shady
我的名字是斯利姆沙迪