More productive
更高效
Comfortable
安逸体面
Not drinking too much
饮酒有度
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
定期健身(每周三次)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
与同级雇员伙伴相处更融洽
At ease
泰然自若
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
饮食健康(告别微波炉晚餐与饱和脂肪)
A patient better driver
更有耐心的驾驶者
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
更安全的座驾(后座婴儿在微笑)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
睡眠安稳(不做恶梦)
No paranoia
绝无偏执妄想
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
善待所有动物(从不将蜘蛛冲下排水孔)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
与旧友保持联络(偶尔小酌一杯)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
频繁查看(道德)银行(取款口)的余额
Favours for favours
利益交换
Fond but not in love
有好感,但并非爱
Charity standing orders
慈善自动转账
On sundays ring road supermarket
周日驱车环路,前往超市
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
(不杀飞蛾,不用开水烫蚂蚁)
Car wash (also on sundays)
清洗座驾(同样是在周日)
No longer afraid of the dark
不再畏惧黑暗
Or midday shadows
亦或正午的阴影
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
绝无青春期那般荒谬的绝望
Nothing so childish
绝无那般幼稚
At a better pace
步调更趋完美
Slower and more calculated
愈发迟缓,愈发精于算计
No chance of escape
绝无逃离的可能
Now self-employed
如今已是自雇人士
Concerned (but powerless)
忧心忡忡(却无能为力)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
拥有权利且见多识广的社会成员(实用主义而非理想主义)
Will not cry in public
绝不在公共场合哭泣
Less chance of illness
患病概率降低
Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
湿地抓地力强的轮胎(镜头扫过系在后座的婴儿)
A good memory
良好的记忆机能
Still cries at a good film
仍会为优秀的电影落泪
Still kisses with saliva
接吻时依然带着唾液
No longer empty and frantic
不再空虚狂躁
Like a cat
像一只猫
Tied to a stick
被绑在木棍上
That's driven into
狠狠插进
Frozen winter sh*t (the ability to laugh at weakness)
寒冬里的冻结秽物(嘲笑软弱的能力)
Calm
死寂的平静
Fitter healthier and more productive
更强健、更健康、更高效
A pig
一头猪
In a cage
困于囚笼
On antibiotics
靠抗生素维生