Toh Dishoom - Pritam (披淡·查克拉波蒂)/Shahid Mallya/Raftaar
Mujhe yaad hai woh baatein mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahi
Mummy pyar se khilati daal chawal aur dahi
Maa ke hatho ka woh jaadu five star mein nahi
Marr marr ke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary
Ek ladaki mili thi vo bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon koi mille toh sahi
Oh ho
Banda seedha Rab da main yeah
Ditto tere warga main unh
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad'da main
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi
Toh dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi
Toh dishoom
Mere India ko bura kaha
Toh dishoom
Jana Gana pe na khda hua
Toh dishoom
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Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Bathroom mein Kishore da ke gaane gata hoon
Katty Perry ki mein photo sang leke nahata hoon
Mere aaju baju bikini mein babes nachdi
But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi
Din ko main chaahe kitana bhi hero hota hoon
Raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hoon
Kabhi kabhi kissi party mein zyada ho gayi
Toh yaad kar ke purani batein khub rota hoon
Oo
Banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Ek waari haath fad laan taan
Phir kadi nahi chhad'da main
Ram-Rahim ladaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chhote bacchon ko daraye koi
Toh dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi
Toh dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataaye koi
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Haan
Kabhi na karoon main
Kaam koi aisa ke
Jis se jhuke meri gardan
Jeeta hoon jeeta hoon
Papa se sikha hoon
Mujhme kuch hai bhar dan
Jaise har dum
Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
Chote sapno ke liye
Jodoon paise kaise kaise kaise
Arey kaise-kaise kaam kare
Tas ki naam bane
Duniye dekh ke mujhko bhai
Jaan ram ram kare
Parjhan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna
Mele mein ik nasha
Mujhko lagegi ber na
Oo
Banda seedha rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad'da main
Khud apni badhayi kari
Toh dishoom
Ratta maar ke padhayi kari
Toh dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya
Toh dishoom
Raste pe traffic ki jaam kiya
Toh dishoom
Public bhaadkaaye koi
Toh dishoom
Meri bandi ko pataye koi
Toh dishoom
Chal picture mein horn baja
Toh dishoom
Gaana sun ke na aya maza
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom