Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic - Daniel Ingram (丹尼尔·英格兰)
(《小马宝莉 第四季》动画片插曲)
There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see
我们触碰且看到的每样东西都存在病菌
A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe
每次的呼吸都有可能染上疾病
Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea
疾病会从四面八方而来 渐渐侵袭你
It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be
自然界中的万物都被感染 患有小疾
Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick
我明白有些人认为自己没有生病
But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick
但是扭伤的蹄子 疼痛的关节不会很快痊愈
Consider just how dangerous this world is You might
仔细想想这是个危险的世界
Slip and fall break or sprain something here tonight
今夜你可能在某处跌倒 伤筋动骨
But luckily for you we've got the thing you need
但幸运的是我们准备得齐全周到 你需要的我们都有
And it's easier when all you need's the cure
你只需要静静养病 一切都变得容易许多
The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
神奇治疗药水
Is just what the doctor ordered I'm sure
我确定这就是医生开的药
Now I know our claims seem fantastical
我知道我们的要求有些异想天开
Impractical
不切实际
Improbable
荒谬奇异
Impossible
无法实现
And magical
是天方夜谭
So we welcome every suffering
我们欢迎每只被病痛折磨的小马
Pony to make their way up to the stage
走到台上来
Now don't crowd
不要推 不要挤
And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes
你们将亲眼见证神奇药水的魔力
You there Come up here good sir
这位先生 就是你 走到这来
I'll wager you're tired of those crutches my friend
我的朋友 我敢打赌你已厌倦了拄拐杖的日子
Try taking a sip of this
喝口这个试试
That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you
你真幸运 我们为你留了好东西
Just come on up we've always got some more
快快过来 我们这有喝不尽的
Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
神奇治疗药水
I won't need these crutches to dance out the door
我将能摆脱这幅拐杖 溜出门外
Now how do ya like that
现在你感觉如何
I don't There's somethin' funny about this whole thing
我没有好转 整件事是多么滑稽可笑
Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair
现在有些人可能会感到绝望
You're old you're tired your legs won't work there's grain in your hair
觉得自己老了 身体乏力 腿不灵活 头发脏乱
Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear
听我的 你们无需害怕担忧
Your ears will work your muscles tone your eyes will see so clear
你们的耳朵会更灵敏 肌肉会更发达 眼睛会看得更清楚
Luckily for us you've got the thing we need
幸运的是我们有你们需要的东西
The answer to our problems in a jar
解决这些问题的办法就在这个瓶子里
The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
神奇治疗药水
Is the greatest ever miracle by far
是迄今为止最伟大的奇迹
It cures the reins the spurs and the Clydesdale fur blight
它能治愈缰绳勒出的印子 骨刺以及皮毛脱落
Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night
小伤小痛一夜就能痊愈
You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridlebit cleft
你的蹄子和后肢肿胀 缰绳有点裂口
Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft
时而漫步时而疾驰 尾巴一直腾飞
Mane loss hay fever or terrible tonsillitis
鬃毛脱落 花粉病或是严重的扁桃体发炎
You heard it here folks
伙伴们 在这你们听清楚了
This is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it
整个马国只有这里有这种药水
It can make you shorter taller or even grow old
它能让你变矮 也能让你变高甚至变老
But who'd want that
但是谁也不想变老
When with one drink
只需喝一口
You can be young again
你就能重返青春
Sold
又卖了一瓶