Twas the night before Christmas
圣诞前夜静悄悄
When all through the house
整栋房子静悄悄
Everybody was stoned
所有人都飘飘欲仙
Even the mouse
连老鼠也不例外
Man from the w***e house
有人从风月场来
And me from jail
而我刚从牢里出来
I just settled down
刚安顿下来
To get a piece of her tail
就想着寻欢作乐
When all of a sudden
突然间
I heard such a clatter
我听到一阵骚动
I tripped on my d**k
我绊了一跤
And busted my bladder
摔得狼狈不堪
I went downstairs
我走下楼
And what did I see
眼前景象让我惊讶
A fat little red fagget
一个红衣胖子
Hangin from a tree
正挂在树上
He stuffed the stockings
他将长袜塞得满满当当
With reefers and beer
装满**和啤酒
And a big fat hairy d**k
还有一根粗壮毛发*
For the family queer
送给家里的怪人
That
就这样