Enderman Rap (Explicit) - Dan Bull/Rockit Gaming
Written by:Dan Bull
Sit up and listen I riff on the rhythm
坐下 好好听听我是怎么调动这些节奏的
The sickest musician the slickest magician
最疯狂的音乐家会变幻出最流畅的魔术
Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
是谁的立场如此摇摆
While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
没有获得许可 就想发动冲突
I'm not the most vicious of villain
我可不是个穷凶极恶的人
I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
我敞开心扉 只为获得那种极致的欢乐
I'm not into killing but if you were
我并不嗜血
Given the gift of intuition
但是如果你能发挥想象力
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
然后我就会进入你的视野
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
因为我就是个能让你心惊胆战的恶魔
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
我有点神经质 喜欢隐藏自己
I'm terrible shy and I don't know why
我十分害羞 我也不知道是什么原因
So please do me the following courtesy
所以你最好对我殷勤一点
And never look me in the purple eyes
不要用那种满怀妒意的眼神看着我
I'm averse to being observed at night
我很讨厌有人在黑夜里盯着我
So if you see me you deserve to die
如果你敢看我 你就死定了
You don't want to mess with the endermen
你不会想要玩弄一个强者
No no no no no no no
不 你绝不想这样
You don't want to mess with the endermen
你不会想要玩弄一个强者
No no no no no no
不 你绝不想这样
I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
我看见你透过门玻璃窥视着我
What chap are you asking for more
你还想要些什么
Boy you're jibbering jabbering like an old
男孩 你就像个老人一样犹豫不决
Man reminiscing of back on the war
伙计 想想过去的那些峥嵘岁月吧
I'm naturally massively tall
我天生就是个强者
I should be practising basketty ball
我应该去赛场上决一胜负
But I can't find a ball without corners at all
但是我善于在逆境中取胜
So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
所以我珍惜时光 来打破你的防御
If we pass in the hall you're gonafto ignore me
如果你能顺利通过考验 你就可以跟我平起平坐
Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
不过你真该好好照照镜子
Grab a map and explore the various biomes
拿好地图 去探索人类的多样性
But be aware this is my home
但你要意识到 这是我的地盘
I roam through the night alone
我可以独自穿越黑夜
Hoping to find someone I can bone
希望找到能与我并肩作战的同盟
But I'm out of sight and mind and time
但是我已经失去了理智 时间也已经耗尽
Like a rotary dial phone
就像早被淘汰的转盘电话那样
I don't want to die alone
我不想孤独死去
My type of solo's a xylophone
我要释放出自己的光彩
You don't want to mess with the endermen
你不会想要玩弄一个强者
No no no no no no no
不 你绝不想这样
You don't want to mess with the endermen
你不会想要玩弄一个强者
No no no no no rockit
不 尽情摇摆吧
You don't want to mess with the endermen
你不会想要玩弄一个强者
No no no no no no no
不 你绝不想这样
You don't want to mess with the endermen
你不会想要玩弄一个强者
No no no no no
不 你绝不想这样
Don't look me in the eye you better run and hide
不要用那种满怀妒意的眼神看着我 你最好赶快躲起来
I'm chasing after you until you die
直到你死 我都会一直将你追赶
Deadly as a knife beautifully designed
我就像是一把设计精美的宝刀
I'm hunting you tonight until you die
今晚我会追捕你 直到你死去
It's time to tell the truth a bomb you can't defuse
是时候宣布真相 你无法拒绝那巨大的声响
So easily amused to watch you die
杀死你轻而易举 这很有乐趣
Don't you try to fight you're lucky you're alive
不要试图反抗 你还活着 就该感到幸运了
I have you in my sights no no no no
我根本不把你放在眼里
Now you see me now you don't
现在你仍未看清我的真面目
Shoving a dirt block down your throat
一剑封喉 不费吹灰之力
You better not be getting out your boat
你最好别离开你的庇护所
I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
我建议 你最好别单独离开房间
Oh no I'm on a mission
我背负着使命
To win this staring competition
去赢得这场战争的胜利
I'll let you live on just one condition
我只会给你一条生路
If you put a pumpkin upon you're forgiven
那就是如果你能得到上帝的宽恕
No no no no
但这是不可能的事情