All right girls
Come on
Move it along
Don't dilly dally
Men are waiting
Gentlemen
Come on in
Right on in
To our temple of sin
The sensual and
Sublime
With multiple versions
Of every perversion
And women of every kind
If you're a fellow
Who likes a bordello
With something odd for a change
Two dollars more
You can have a dead w***e
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you up for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under the dress
'Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here
Tragedy
At the cathouse tonight
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy
What a curious sight
Our female selection
Is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
There's an Asian albino
And as far as I know
She has the prosthetic eye
And if you approve it
She'll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Don't be alarmed
By the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna
She'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you up for a spin
Might be suggestin'
A lamby intestine
You don't know where these girls have been
Oh
Tragedy
At the cathouse tonight
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy
It's a curious sight
Our female selection
Is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
They called you pretty
In your hometown
Not to be petty
But here in the city
You're not all that pretty
You're lucky we keep you around
Now get back to work
Come on in to the cathouse
We've got pussies of every kind
We have black
White and yellow and red ones
And only one or two are feline
I'm your benevolent MC
And I'm here to make sure they behave
Sure
They smell like cheese
And they're full of disease
But just think of the money you'll save
Tragedy
At the cathouse tonight
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy
It's a curious sight
Our female collection
Is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
At the Cathouse Tragedy
All right girls
Come on
Move it along
I don't want to be here anymore than you
Ahh
I should've been a dentist