Verse 1 · Old Rhyme New Twist
Someone lets a fart, shaking heaven and earth,
Breaks the spider web, goes to the Jade Emperor’s worth.
The Jade Emperor is watching a play,
Smells that fart and gets angry that day.
Verse 2 · Old-Style Satire
Calls scientists to study that fart,
Sends two soldiers to follow it apart.
If your fart is loud and strong, you can be a general long,
If your fart smells really bad, you can be a professor glad.
Bridge · Then and Now
Old nursery rhymes spoke the truth so clear,
One simple line sees through falsehood and fear.
Decades have passed, the world has changed its face,
Empty words still wander all over the place.
Chorus · Core Satire
Some so-called experts talk nonsense all day long,
Few real truths, but much pride and wrong.
They shout loud at small things, hide away when trouble stings,
Their fancy words only hurt you and me.
Some only brag, some only hide,
With big titles, but no good deed inside.
People know the truth, even kids can see,
Real talent and skill don’t come from empty talk.
Verse 3 · Innocent View
Adults talk big logic, making people sleepy and tired,
Kids can see right through who’s lying and misguided.
Pure gold fears no fire, true words are hard to find,
Don’t take empty airs as real ability and mind.
Ending
Keep old rhymes in heart, see new things with clear sight,
Don’t follow the crowd, don’t be fooled by false light.
Walk steadily on, live honestly and true,
Real talent and skill make a great person like you.