Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat (feat. Keyblade&The Stupendium)(Explicit) - Eddiefrb、Keyblade、The Stupendium

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Lyrics by：Eddie Effarby

Composed by：Eddie Effarby

Animation VS Anything!

动画对决万物！

Puss in Boots

穿靴子的猫

Versus

对决

The Cat in the Hat

戴帽子的猫

Draw!

开战！

Folks claim he's best of clothed fame

世人称他衣着最为光鲜

Dressed to impress and head-to-toe draped

盛装登场 浑身珠光宝气

From the feather in his cap,

帽檐羽毛随风轻颤

the eyes, face, and the purr

那眼神 面容 与低吟

The danger in his genes

血脉中流淌的危险基因

and the boots with the fur

还有这双毛绒长靴

I am Puss in Boots! Hola and olé

我是穿靴子的猫！致敬与喝彩

You're next to know I am next to no name

你即将明白我绝非无名之辈

Legend to MAP, let me give you advice

地图上的传奇 且听我忠告

So hitchhike to the Wishing

快去许愿星下搭便车

Star and get a life

重获新生吧

El Macho Gato patea tu culo

霸气猫王踢得你屁滚尿流

Keeping you Far, Far

让你远离 远远地

Away from a school zonе

滚出校园区域

Frisky Two Times with

门口孩子们都

the kids at the door

对你避之不及

Thеy don't wanna hear you

没人想再听你

say Thinga-ma-jigger no more

念叨那些陈词滥调

Now I'm catching this stray,

现在我要收拾这只流浪猫

tossing him out on the street

将他狠狠甩到大街上

What kind of cat needs help

什么样的猫需要帮忙

getting back on his feet?

才能重新站稳脚跟？

Yes, I draw first blood

没错 我率先出手

like the doctor's answer

就像医生的诊断

And I go for the throat

我直取要害

like your author's cancer

如同你作者的顽疾

My, that was lots of good fun (Said the cat)

哎呀 真是有趣极了（猫咪说道）

That was fun that was funny, in fact

这很有趣 简直妙趣横生

But one thing to know

但有件事你必须知道

about me (Said the cat)

关于我（猫咪说道）

Is that I tend to always

那就是我总会

come back (Cat in-oh yeah!)

卷土重来（猫咪驾到-哦耶！）

I keep two Things in the back brick

我后腰别着两件法宝

Quick to make you disappear like

能让你像魔术般

a hat trick (Cat in-oh yeah!)

瞬间消失（猫咪驾到-哦耶！）

Begged Shrek asked him,

史莱克苦苦哀求他

"bring back the magic"

"重现昔日荣光吧"

You're not the classic, Cat in

你早不是经典 戴帽子的猫

the Hat is (Cat in-oh yeah!)

（戴帽子的猫——哦耶！）

My, my, you haven't faced time kindly

瞧瞧 岁月对你毫不留情

Got nine lives, it looks

虽有九条命 却似耗尽九十条

like you've lived ninety

How did you get packed

你怎会沦落至此

up by a lone wolf, bro?

被孤狼盯上了吧 兄弟？

Better pack it up and move

还是收拾包袱赶紧溜

back to the old folks' home

滚回你的养老院去

I'm just checking in since

我只是来确认下

your parents are missing

毕竟你爸妈都失踪了

I'm family friendly,

我可是人畜无害

you've been after kitties

你却在追着小猫咪跑

'Cuz the altar escape put

那次祭坛逃亡让你婚姻如履薄冰

your marriage on a Softpaws

软爪轻踏间缘分已变

It altered your mate, now

如今伴侣性情大变

it's as if Kitty's got claws

仿佛凯蒂亮出了利爪

Reunited again, with Perrito

与小佩里托再度重逢

But she's not impressed

可她对你那只小猫崽

by your little gatito

根本不屑一顾

And she knows that she

她心知肚明

won't compete with your ego

不屑与你狂妄争锋

So, next time you die? Adios, amigo!

下次陨落时？永别了老友！

Life is a journey and death is a given

生命是旅途 死亡是注定

The pages are turned as

篇章翻动间

our stories are written

故事已成书

Your legacy's tethered to Seuss's estate

你的传奇被禁锢在苏斯遗产里

And defaced by the hatred

更被他遗留的

he paved in his place

刻骨恨意所玷污

It has been a lifetime

时光荏苒岁月如梭

since the Doctor was in

自博士销声匿迹后

And his racism tainted

他笔尖流淌的偏见

the pages he penned

玷污了泛黄书页

As he propped propaganda

当武装宣传画作

art for armed citizens

成为公民的图腾

Death of the author

作者已逝的当下

caught the dog whistling

仍闻犬哨声声

Major empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón

大人 收拾好你的东西 若我闯入你的阳台

Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay

所有破坏公物的行为

en mi casa lo hago yo

在我家都由我一手包办

Tu live action hizo que hasta la señor Seuss se ralle

你的真人版让连苏斯博士都抓狂

Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers

连史莱克都没把迈克·迈尔斯拍得这么讨人厌

Fight me if you must,

若要战便来战

flee me if you're scared

若畏惧就逃窜

Face me if you can, fear me if you dare

有胆量就直面 够胆量就颤抖

You're done running away,

你已无处可逃

the kids have had enough

孩子们早已厌倦

I'm dropping the mic, now... pick it up

我掷下麦克风... 有胆就捡起

Pick it up? Gladly!

捡就捡 乐意之至

I'll pick up the flow

我会接住节奏

To diss this misfit?

痛批你这异类？

Oh, The Places I'll Go

看我将去往何方

You call me a stray? You're an orphan

骂我流浪？你才是孤儿

Who stole from his own hometown

是谁背叛故土只为敛财

for his fortune, then scorned it

得手后却嗤之以鼻

Alexander banked on you to

亚历山大曾指望你

free him, but you didn't

解救他 但你背信弃义

You ran from the militia

你从民兵队仓皇逃窜

and abandoned him in prison

留他深陷囹圄

Took the greatest of falls into

最终坠入他精心设计的

the plan that he was hatching

惊天阴谋里

Soon as you tried to get laid, he got

当你试图寻欢作乐时 他立刻

you back and now all the horses and men

将你拉回 如今所有骏马与勇士

Could never begin to mend

都无力修补

Or put you and Humpty's

也无法让你与矮胖子

friendship back together again

重修旧好

Buddy has been stalking

那家伙早在魔豆藤前

before the beanstalk

就暗中尾随

And better believe bested you 'til

你最好相信他早已将你彻底击败

his scheme stopped and he dropped

他的阴谋就此破灭

Now, what would you do when

当手足的计划

brother's plans were foiled?

全盘皆输时 你会如何

Couldn't take the fall, you

不敢承担罪责

made him take it for you

却让他替你顶罪

Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot

除非你竭力修补裂痕

Then your legacy's end is

否则当死神降临

once Death has you caught

便是传奇终结之时