Chim Chim Cheree (LP版) - Allan Sherman
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Chim chiminey chim chiminey
奇奇怪怪 莫名其妙
Chim-chim-cheree;
不知所云的字句
Those are three words that
这些词汇对我来说
Don't make sense to me
毫无意义可言
But I'm used to words that
但我早已习惯
Don't make sense to me
毫无意义可言
From all those commercials
就像电视里
I see on TV
那些广告的喧嚣
When I see an ad that
当我看到一则广告
Can't be understood
晦涩难懂时
I know that the product
我就知道这产品
Has got to be good;
必定品质非凡
Those words may be crazy
那些词汇虽然疯狂
But I think they're great
却让我心驰神往
Like sodium acetylsalicylate
就像乙酰水杨酸钠般神奇
(Sodium acetylsalicylate )
(乙酰水杨酸钠)
I wake up each morning
每日清晨醒来时
A most happy man
我都是最快乐的人
I cover my Pic-O-Pay
用神奇氟化物
With Fluoristan;
覆盖我的面容
I add Hexachlorophene
再添些六氯酚
'Cause it's so pure
只为那份纯净
And then GL-70
最后喷洒GL-70
Just to make sure
确保万无一失
Then I take a shower
然后我冲个澡
But never alone;
但从不孤单;
I'm in there with Dermasil and Silicone
德玛仕和硅酮陪我共浴
I brush Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave
我在羊毛脂波浪上刷维特罗-D
And I sharpen my Boo-boop
再磨利我的噗噗刀
And use it to shave
用它来刮胡子
He sharpens his Boo-boop
他磨利噗噗刀
And that's how he shaves
这就是他刮胡的方式
There's Tufsyn and Retsyn
这里有特氟纶 还有莱特辛
And Acrylan too
还有丙烯酸纤维
And Marfac and Melmac
马法克和密胺塑料
And what else is new
还有什么新鲜玩意
There's Orlon and Korlan
奥纶和科尔纶
And there's Accutron
还有电子表
And Teflon and Ban-Lon
特氟龙和班纶
And so on and on
如此这般层出不穷
These wonderful words spin
这些奇妙词汇在脑海中盘旋
Around in my brain;
萦绕不去;
Each one is a mystery
每一个都是谜团
I cannot explain
我无法参透
Like what does that
就像那瓶
Blue Magic whitener do
"蓝色魔法增白剂"有何功效
Does it make blue things white
是把蓝变白
Or make white things blue
还是让白染蓝
His blue things are white
他的蓝色物品变成了白色
And his white things are blue
而白色物品又染上了蓝
My Fastback has Wide-Track
我的快车配备宽轨系统
And Autronic Eye
还有自动感应装置
Which winks when a cute little
每当可爱的小沃尔沃经过时
Volvo goes by;
它就会俏皮地眨眼;
My tank full of Platformate
油箱加满铂金汽油
Starts with a roar
引擎发出轰鸣咆哮
But when I try to stop
当我试图停下脚步
It goes two miles more
它却多跑了两英里
I measure my breathing with my Nasograph
我用鼻腔测量仪监测呼吸
It's nice but oh my
感觉不错 但天啊
How it hurts when I laugh
每次大笑都刺痛难忍
My chair is upholstered
我的座椅表面
In real Naugahyde;
覆盖着正宗诺加海德革
When they killed that nauga
当他们宰杀那头诺加兽时
I sat down and cried
我坐下痛哭流涕
(He moved to Chicaga when that nauga died )
(它死后就搬去了芝加哥)
I'm giving a party next Saturday night
下周六晚我要举办派对
And here are the friends
这些都是我要邀请的
That I'm going to invite:
特别来宾名单:
The giant who lives in my washing machine
住在我洗衣机里的巨人
That other nice giant
还有那位友善的巨人
Who's jolly and green
谁是那个快乐的绿色家伙
The tiger who causes my gas tank to flood
让我的油箱**的老虎
That handsome white knight
那位英俊的白衣骑士
Who is stronger than crud;
比污垢还要强壮
The man with the eyepatch
戴着独眼罩的男人
Who sells me my shirts
卖给我衬衫
And that nut who flies into
还有那个疯子飞进
The front seat for Hertz
赫兹的前座
That daring young nut
那个大胆的疯狂小子
Who goes flying for Hertz
为赫兹公司拼命奔波
I've lived all my life
我这一生都活在
In this weird wonderland;
这个光怪陆离的仙境
I keep buying things
我不断购买着
That I don't understand
根本看不懂的东西
'Cause they promise me
只因它们向我许诺
Miracles magic and hope
奇迹 魔法 与希望
But somehow it always
但不知为何 最终总是
Turns out to be soap
化为泡影 徒留虚无
And they might as well be
它们或许就像
Chim-Chiminey Cheree
那些无意义的咒语
Those words all could be
所有承诺都不过是
Chim-Chiminey Cheree
虚幻的泡沫咒语