Captain Kirk (2005 Digital Remaster) - Master p
Are you ready to boldly go
Where no family has gone before
The Ghetto Enterprise has landed
Captain Kirk has arrived I repeat
Captain Kirk has arrived
Women if you're lucky
Captain Kirk will save you
And beam your loved
Ones to the fortune and fame you
Are lookin' for
I mean the next generation ya' heard me
Are you ready Yes I Am
Somebody musta' told these hoes
I was a muthaf**kin' rapper
But will they jus' tell them hoes that
I was a muthaf**kin'
Captain
All the b**ches I done broke fo' they bank
I got so many cocktales
I need a muthaf**kin' fish tank
I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees
No Limit niggas don't say hoes
Ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze
Now Now Now P all the time
I done put in work
I ain't know I was livin'
Next door to Captain Kirk
Captain Smirk on his face
Lookin' like ** swappin'
Come to find out
Some b**ch holdin' his money down hostage
Got keys to his cottage
Done changed the law and the act
And all he get to do
Is eat that funky hoe from the back
On top of that
The b**ch fat
Makin' a career off this ni**a
And all his homies gone
Because they can't get it clear to this ni**a
Go figga
All she wanted was that man to change
But if it was me
I done been done slapped
That b**ch in the brains
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Mr Captain Kirk I wanna have yo baby
See I met this bad a** trick
I mean this bad a** b**ch
Tellin' her friends about month
Go by see I'ma be like buying her sh*t
I bought her lunch the first time
But see there trick that's nuthin' but game
I hit it one time and they be callin' back
Talkin' bout' Silkk
Why you do all that playin'
And she had the nerve to tell me
If I ain't a f**kin' trick I'm worthless
I told her B**ch if you ain't suckin' dick
Then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose
Figured she had game
Tryin' to f**k a young balla ni**a like my mind
I figured lookin' at me
She see nothin' but dollar signs
Simply a b**ch might give you some w**d
A b**ch might give you a buck
Man but since you my boy you
Better use a condom before you try to f**k
Take the game from this show bug
Cuz Silkk ain't no love
I give'em a little somethin'
But at the end I
Take'em back and get the most love
And ain't no beam'em up Scotty
Ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work
It all depends on TRU niggas like us
No Captain Kirk B**ch freeze
All you ghetto hoes get
Yo' Lee Press-On Nails fix yo' wig
Bring yo' Bebe kids cuz
The Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in
Approximately five minutes
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Mr Captain Kirk I wanna have yo baby
Aww HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE
My mama done got me bent
What the f**k you mean
Where I was who I was with
And where the f**k I went
B**ch you be beside yoself
You probably WOULD
If I left ya' but I ain't gon
Put you on no pedestal jus cuz
You quick with that pleasure
You smokin' my w**d ridin' my ride
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL
I can't seem to satisfy you
B**ch she trippin' bout' the BILLS
They really ain't paid but you gotta hand it
This b**ch gotta be stopped
Hope man done got it made
And ride my pockets to the top
But oh no you
B**ch you ain't responsible
For what a ni**a man
Do give a f**k bout'
What a ni**a bout' to do
Give a f**k bout' what you
And another ni**a been through
Get the f**k out my face
Ya' fear too stop runnin'
Behind my G dues
Can't wait to see that ni**a that got
Trampled like that cuz
That a** whoopin' been due
It's thinkin' like that that make it hard
For me and the rest of my niggas
Mean these tramps they it like w**d
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NI**A
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they a**
And come up off yo' hard work
This Mystikal Master P Fiend and Silkk
NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Captain Kirk I wanna have yo' baby
Captain Kirk can you save me
Mr Captain Kirk I wanna have yo baby
You know I have six kids
Even though they ain't from you
Baby my kids love you
Kirk baby you know we need a
Brand new color TV
I know you pay the rent
Even though I ain't gave
You none in the last year
Baby we need a brand new car boo
Six hundred S-E-L
Mercedes four door V-12
Oh I took that extra checkbook
I need my hair nails toes did
I want a brand new house
A five karat diamond
Ring for my birthday and
Don't forget to pick up
Some pampers and milk
Also I chose pickles and Ice Cream
I think I'm pregnant smile Kirk
Your finally
Gonna be a father
Oh yeah and don't forget to
Pick up your cape out the cleaners
Mr Kirk's enterprise
Will be beaming up out of
The ghetto in five seconds
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