Parents Just Don't Understand (Edit) - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by:W. Smith/J. Townes
You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
你知道无论何时何地,父母都是一样的
They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
他们不明白我们这些孩子总会犯一些错误
So to you all the kids all across the land
所以,对所有孩子们来说
There's no need to argue parents just don't understand
没必要争论,父母就是不会理解
I remember one year
我记得有一年
My mom took me school shopping
妈妈带我去学校购物
It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister
有我、我弟弟、妈妈、爸爸和我小妹妹
All hopped in the car
我们跳上车
We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
直奔市中心的Gallery Mall
My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
妈妈开始挑剔她选的衣服
Didn't I say nothing at first
起初我什么都没说
I just turned up my nose
只是不屑地撇了撇嘴
She said what's wrong this shirt cost $20
她说这件衬衫才20美元,有什么问题
I said mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar
我说妈妈,这件衬衫是格子图案,还有蝴蝶领
The next half hour was the same old thing
接下来的半小时还是老样子
My mother buying me clothes from 1963
我妈妈给我买了1963年的衣服
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
然后她彻底失控,做了最糟糕的事
I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
我要阿迪达斯,她却买了Zips
I said mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep
我说妈妈你在干嘛,你在毁我的名声
She said you're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet
她说你才十六岁,哪来的名声
I said mom let's put these clothes back please
我说妈妈,我们把这些衣服退了吧
She said no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show
她说不行,你去学校是学习,不是去走秀
I said this isn't Sha Na Na come on mom I'm not Bowzer
我说这不是Sha Na Na 妈妈 我不是Bowzer
Mom please put back the bell bottom Brady Bunch trousers
妈妈 请把那件Brady Bunch的喇叭裤放回去
But if you don't want to I can live with that but
但如果你不愿意 我也能接受
You gotta put back the double knit reversible slacks
但你必须把那件双面针织的休闲裤放回去
She wasn't moved everything stayed the same
她无动于衷 一切依旧
Inevitably the first day of school came
不可避免的 开学第一天到了
I thought I could get over I tried to play sick
我以为我能挺过去 我试着装病
But my mom said no no way uh uh forget it
但妈妈说不行 没门 别想了
There was nothing I could do I tried to relax
我无能为力,只能试着放松
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
我穿上了那些古老的衣物
And when I walked into school it was just as I thought
当我走进学校时,果然如我所料
The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
孩子们都在嘲笑妈妈买的衣服
And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
那些没有笑的人依然很开心
Because they were pointing and whispering
因为他们指指点点,窃窃私语
As I walked down the hall
当我走过走廊时
I got home and told my Mom how my day went
我回到家,告诉妈妈我的一天如何度过
She said If they were laughing you don't need them
她说如果他们嘲笑你,你就不需要他们
Cause they're not good friends
因为他们不是好朋友
For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
接下来的六个小时,我试图向妈妈解释
That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
我可能还得经历这种情况大约200次
So to you all the kids all across the land
所以,对所有孩子们来说
There's no need to argue
没有必要争吵
Parents just don't understand
父母就是不明白
Oh kay here's the situation
好吧,情况是这样的
My parents went away on a week's vacation and
我的父母外出度假一周
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
他们把全新保时捷的钥匙留了下来
Would they mind
他们会介意吗
Umm well of course not
嗯,当然不会
I'll just take it for a little spin
我只是想稍微开一下
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
也许还可以向几个朋友炫耀一下
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
我就在附近兜兜风
Well maybe I shouldn't
嗯,也许我不该这么做
Yeah of course I should
是的,我当然应该
Pay attention here's the thick of the plot
注意听,这是故事的关键
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
我开车到了街角的尽头
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
就在这时,我看到一个漂亮的女孩在走路
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
我拿起车载电话,假装在通话
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
你应该看看这个女孩的身材
I honked my horn just to get her attention
我按了按喇叭,想引起她的注意
She said was that for me
她问:“那是为我按的吗?”
I said yeah
我说好啊
She said why
她问为什么
I said come on and take a ride with a helluva guy
我说来吧,和我这个超棒的家伙兜个风
She said how do I know you're not sick
她问我怎么知道你不是个变态
You could be some deranged lunatic
你可能是某个疯狂的神经病
I said c'mon toots my name is the Prince
我说别闹了,宝贝,我可是王子
Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this
再说了,神经病能有这样的保时捷吗
She agreed and we were on our way
她同意了,于是我们出发了
She was looking very good and so was I I must say word
她看起来非常漂亮,我也不得不承认
We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive
我们开车来到麦当劳
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
点了两个巨无霸和两大份薯条,还有可乐
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
她把鞋子踢到地板上
She said drive fast speed turns me on
她说开快点,速度让我兴奋
She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas
她的手放在我的膝盖上,我的脚踩在油门上
We almost got whiplash I took off so fast
我们差点被甩出去,我开得太快了
The sun roof was open the music was high
天窗开着,音乐声很大
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
这女孩的手正缓缓滑上我的大腿
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
她已经解开了衬衫上的三颗纽扣
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
我想这就是为什么我没注意到那辆警车
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
我们正以九十迈的速度开着妈妈的新保时捷
And to make this long story short short
长话短说
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
当警察拦下我时,我吓得魂飞魄散
I said I don't have a license but I drive very well officer
我说我没有驾照,但我开车技术很好,警官
I almost had a heart attack that day
那天我差点心脏病发作
Come to find out the girl was a twelve year old runaway
后来发现那个女孩是个12岁的离家出走者
I was arrested the car was impounded
我被逮捕了,车子也被扣押了
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
我无法避免被禁足的命运
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
我的父母不得不中断假期来接我
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
我宁愿待在监狱里,也不愿被父亲打
My parents walked in
我的父母走了进来
I got my grip I said ah Mom Dad how was your trip
我鼓起勇气说,啊,妈妈爸爸,你们的旅行怎么样
They didn't speak I said I want to plead my case
他们没有说话,我说我想为自己辩解
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
但父亲却粗暴地把我塞进车里
That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived
回家的路漫长而艰难,不知我是如何熬过来的
They took turns one would beat me while the other was driving
他们轮流教训我,一个开车,一个打我
I can't believe it I just made a mistake
我无法相信,我只是犯了一个错误
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
然而,无论何时何地,父母都是一样的
So to you all the kids all across the land
所以,对所有孩子们来说
Take it from me parents just don't understand
听我说,父母就是无法理解我们