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点击复制Freshy Kanal、Keyblade&GridLine Studios-Money Heist vs. The Wolf of Wall Street
RAP BATTLE
THE PROFESSOR
VERSUS
JORDAN BELFORT
BEGIN
JordanBelfort:
You built your house of money
but you don't know how money works
Try to send your buddies first
why? cuz your tummy hurts?
Think about your game plan
cuz I don't work with honesty
Play chess with my mind?
I'll buy the board and play monopoly
You can't cold call
and still be shaking in fear
You take credit for a heist
that wasn't even your idea
I throw a party every day
full of ladies with their boobs out
You throw a slumber party
with yourself and your Scrooge gown
With my marketing strategies
I just started a family
You put a masked parade with fragile brains
and hand grenades in charge of your identity
How would you target your enemy?
Hiding behind your damn PC
doesn't recharge your memory
You freak out in mommy's cellar
when it's getting louder
Like your crew is breaking windows
while you just opened a browser
What about your inspector chick
did she vanish from your eyes, kid?
I got her downstairs taking shots
but this time she liked it
Professor:
Your company already had a shaky start
For working on Wall Street
your team's easy to break apart
That pack of animals
leaves me with a question mark
You'd get more profit
if you moved your zoo into Central Park
You don't have what it takes
you scrambled your brain
You put the pen on so many checks
it left your marriage erased
Since your mind counted money
your love has been destroyed
Now you're only getting head
when you flip a coin
The suits sued thousands
once you stooped out
Swallowed your respeect
once you got the loots chewed out
And soon your mountains
of crew moved out
On your quarterly report
the stocks went boom boom ciao
JordanBelfort:
You can't troll the wall street
your comedy's dead
You can watch me clown on you
from your hospital bed
You crew may have found the exit
but you can't save face
The only hole you dug into the bank
was your brother's grave
I got astounding assistants
who pad my thousands of figures
So don't be pround of your gimmicks
before you're counting the digits
You sent your lousy equipment
below the ground like some fishes
Say bella ciao to your *****es
cuz they just drowned in your business
Professor:
The difference we got in our business plan
is that I'm not riddled by greed and bigotry
You got blinded by your bank account
and couldn't bank on accountability
You don't know jack about business
cuz you're the crack in our system
The before and after picture of capitalism
A sad sack with a pack full of fashist rich men
You couldn't hide your lies
if Donnie's *** couldn't grip them
Now you gotta come clean
the coke's all over your nose
I'll leave you and your prison bro
alone with the soap
Stop blaming all the drugs
I hope you choked on your dope
People paid you to teach them
how to go from broker to broke
My Zepplin's spitting out bucks
while everyone hate your guts
Breaking news, Jordan
you can't spend your money on trust
Our number are different
you occupied me for a minute
Yet I spent it owning your entire existance
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY