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点击复制Foil - Weird Al Yankovic
I never seem to finish all my food
似乎我总是吃不完已点的食物
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
我常常跟服务员拿打包袋
So I just keep what's still unchewed
所以我就能保存那些还没吃完的美食
And I take it home save it for later
我会拿回家 放一段时间
But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation
但对于那些所谓的细菌 真菌滋生
Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation
食物发霉 腐败还有氧化等各种常见问题
I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
哥从不担心 因为我有秘密法宝
I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers
不需要劳烦大包 广口瓶还有塔珀塑料盒
Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer
塑料保鲜膜 就能轻松帮我搞定
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
密封保存我所有的美味佳肴
With aluminum foil
靠的就是这超厉害的锡纸
Never settle for less
没有最好 只有更好
That kind of wrap is just the best
这种包装纸可是极好的
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
能让你的三明治依然鲜嫩多汁
Stick it in your cooler
即便冷藏也是妥妥儿的
Eat it when you're ready
吃的时候你可要hold住哦
But maybe you'll choose
或许你会选择
A refreshing herbal tea
来一杯清香的花茶
Mmm lovely
恩啊 真是人间美味
Oh by the way I've cracked the code
顺便说一下 我探出了些端倪
I've figured out these shadow organizations
我发现某些黑暗组织正秘密活动呢
And the Illuminati know
光照派应该知道
That they're finally primed for world domination
他们终于准备一统世界
And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
很快你会看到一架黑色直升机落越过边境
Puppet masters for the New World Order
瞧吧傀儡领导人来维持世界新秩序
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
要小心 你正被人监视着呢
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
政府还是不承认他们登月造假
Thought control rays psychotronic scanning
还以为电子监控和扫描大脑就能搞定民众
Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat
莫慌 哥自有应对之策
From aluminum foil
因为我用锡纸做了顶帽子
Wear a hat that's foil lined
头戴这顶锡纸帽
In case an alien's inclined
以防外星人入侵
To probe your butt or read your mind
探探你的屁屁或是读懂你的心思
Looks a bit peculiar
看起来是有点不可思议
Seems a little crazy
听起来也有点不靠谱儿
But someday I'll prove
但总有一天我会证明的
There's a big conspiracy
这世界有个惊天大阴谋