Lancer With Your Zancer - Lawnmower Deth
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
When King Arthur sat down
当亚瑟王坐下
On the river bank
在河岸边
He had a mighty vision
他有个奇异的幻象
It really was quite wank
那真是相当糟糕
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Lancer with your zancer
长枪要有锋芒
Oi Arthur
喂 亚瑟
Come over here
快过来
Take thi sword
接过这把剑
Now f**k off
赶紧滚蛋
Now so off he went
于是他启程归去
Back to see his one and only Gwendoline
回到他唯一的格温德琳身旁
In his hand he held
手中紧握着
His sword and a pot of Vasele
他的剑与一罐凡士林
He thought it was time
他认为是时候
To try and prove that he really was a man
证明自己是个真正的男人
He thought it was quicker
他心想搭着
Getting hiome in the back of a Transit van
厢型货车回家会更快些
In he walked up the stairs
他走上楼梯
Found his Mrs wearing flares
发现妻子穿着喇叭裤
He was not pleased you could tell
明显看出他不高兴
He dropped his sword the Vaseline fell
他丢下剑 凡士林掉落
Hey Arthur you're my man
嘿 亚瑟 你是我的英雄
If you can't do it no-one can
若你不行 没人能行
I like your sword it feels so good
我喜欢你的剑 感觉真棒
Don't you think we should be stooo
你不觉得我们该停...
Here we go dear here's my hand
来吧亲爱的 握住我的手
Let me place it on your gland
让我轻抚你的心弦
Come on dear take my stick
来吧亲爱的 接过我的权杖
An with it I'll show you a trick
我要为你展示神奇魔法
Come on dear I'm getting angry
来吧亲爱的 我有些焦躁
And my zance is becoming dangly
我的锋芒开始摇摆不定
Then it' time we ate
现在是共进晚餐时刻
I'll give you your dinner on a plate
我会为你奉上美味佳肴
The sword was needed no more
宝剑已无用武之地
So he dropped it onto the floor
他便随手弃之于地
Into the corner it started to cower
蜷缩角落瑟瑟发抖
'Cos his sword was losing power
因剑锋已失去力道
THis is a story that must be told
这个故事必须传颂
To all of you young and old
无论少壮或是老翁
If you're going to use your lancer
若要使用你的长枪
Make sure it's got a big zancer
务必确保威力无双