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"Let's meet contestant number one
让我们见见一号选手
He's a skitsofrantic serial killer clown
他是个狂躁的连环杀手小丑
Who says "woman love his sexy smile"
谁说女人喜欢他性感的笑容
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
让我们看看他的魅力能否打动莎伦
Sharon what's your question "
Sharon你有什么问题吗
"Contestant number one
一号选手
I believe first impressions last forever
我相信第一印象永远不会消失
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
假设你要去我父母家
And have dinner with me and my family
和我和我的家人共进晚餐
Tell me what you would do to make
告诉我你会怎么做
That first impression really stick"
第一印象真的很深刻
Let's see uh well I'd have to think about it
让我看看我得好好想想
I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it
我可能会穿着燕尾服现身但我觉得不太可能
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
我可能会像往常一样一丝不挂地现身
And look your momma in the eye and tell her "F**K YOU "
看着**妈的眼睛告诉她去你的吧
Hurry up b**ch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti
快点碧池我饿了我闻到了意大利面的味道
I'd pinch her loopy a** and tell her "Get the food ready "
我会掐她的脖子告诉她准备好食物
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
你爸爸可能会大发雷霆把我惹毛了
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**king lips
我必须走上前去一拳打在他的唇上
It's dinner time we hearing grace from your mother
晚餐时间我们聆听你母亲的恩典
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
我拿出一把0.40口径的枪给你的弟弟倒点酒
I'm steady staring at your sister I'll tell you this
我目不转睛地盯着你的妹妹我告诉你
You know for only 13 she got some big tits
After that your dad will try to jump again
在那之后你爸爸又会试图跳下去
And only this time I'd put the forty to his chin
只有这一次我会一枪打中他的下巴
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
等**妈洗好碗和银餐具
I'd dry-f**k her till I nut in my underwear
我会和她尽情缠绵直到我和她激情缠绵
"Now let's me contestant number two
现在我是二号选手
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
他是个心理变态的疯子
Who works for the Dark Carnival
为黑暗嘉年华工作的人
He says women call him stretch nuts
他说女人都叫他拉伸疯子
Sharon let's hear your question"
Sharon让我们听听你的问题
"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
我喜欢勇敢表达自己真实情感的男人
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
一个用自己特别的方式表达自己的男人
Number two if you fell in love with me
第二如果你爱上了我
Exactly how would you let me know "
你会如何让我知道
First thing I could never love you
首先我绝不会爱你
You sound like a richie-b**ch yo F**K YOU
你听起来就像个有钱女人去你的
But if I did I'd probably show you that I care
但如果我知道我可能会让你知道我在乎你
By taking all these other motherf**kers outta here
把其他人都带走
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
我会翻遍你的电话薄把他们统统干掉
And find contestant number one and break his f**king jaw (what )
找到一号选手打碎他的下巴
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay
任何注视你的人都得付出代价
I'd be blowing f**king nuggets off all day
我会一整天都忙得不可开交
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go and watch em both spring up in your face
让他们走吧看着他们在你面前现身
I'd sing love songs to you the best I can
我会尽我所能为你唱起情歌
Get you naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN
让你一丝不挂像穴居人一样尽情放纵
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
当我们去海滩漫步沙滩
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing
我给你一点安慰说我只是闹着玩
As you spit it all out I'd rub your back
当你吐露心声我会为你按摩后背
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your a** crack
拿起你的内衣塞进你的裤兜里
"Well it sounds like contestant number two
听起来像是二号选手
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity Sharon
敏感的心已经溢出来了Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
到目前为止这是个不错的选择
Sharon let's have your last question and
Sharon最后一个问题
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
看看哪一个能赢得你的领地
"Okay if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the
好吧，如果我们在一个舞蹈俱乐部，你俩都注意到了我
Same time Tell me how would you each get my attention and what would
与此同时告诉我你们如何引起我的注意
Your pick up line be Well whoever's the smoothest wins "
你的开场白是谁最聪明谁就赢了
Okay first I'd slide up to the bar
好吧首先我会去酒吧
And tell you that I can't believe how f**king fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rickie Lake
如果你瘦了一点你会变得像RickieLake
F**k that you'd be jocking me quick
管他那么多你肯定会迅速地干掉我
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
在人群中吸引你的注意
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
我会径直走向你把我的蛋蛋放在你面前
Yeah freak with your nuts yo that'll get her
疯狂无比你会俘获她的芳心
Tell her that's she fat yeah that'll work even better
Look f**k you I got a strong rap
听着去你的我的说唱实力很强
Sh*t you don't want contestant number two
你不想要二号选手
He's mad-whack
他是个疯子
I walk into a bar and there he was
我走进一家酒吧他就在那里
Standing up by a bucket eww trying to f**k it
站在一个桶旁边试图和我缠绵
It was a big f**king smelly a** farm llama
这是一只又大又臭的农场骆驼
Damn dawg how you gonna diss your momma
该死的兄弟你怎么能diss**妈