Spook Perv Happenings in the Snooker Hall - Lawnmower Deth
Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Crowley once challenged Ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire,
'Cos f**king Ray Reardon is a vampire.
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he makes a bite.
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he makes a bite.
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he makes a bite.