Hell's Greatest Dad (feat. Annapantsu & Lydia The Bard) - Chloe Breez/Annapantsu/Lydia the Bard

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Composed by：Chloe Breez

Haha looks like you could use some help

哈哈 看来你需要些帮助

From the big boss of Hell himself

来自地狱之王的亲自服务

Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp

看看"爸爸"在点评网上的五星好评

Five stars Flawless Greater than great

完美无瑕 超越卓越

Oh with the punch of a pentagram

只需五芒星的一记重击

I wap bam boom alakazam

我就能施展魔法

Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb

通常需要献祭羔羊

But you get the family rate

但给你亲情特惠价

Thanks dad

谢了老爸

Who needs a busboy

谁还需要打杂工

Now that you've got the chef

既然你已拥有专属主厨

Woah oh oh

Michelin tasting menu

米其林品鉴菜单

Free à la carte

免费任选佳肴

I'll rig the game for you because

我会为你暗箱操作

I'm the ref

毕竟我是裁判长

Champagne fountains caviar mountains

香槟喷泉 鱼子酱山峦

That's just to start

这才只是开场

Who's been here since day one

是谁从最初就相伴

Who's been faithful as a nun

虔诚如修女般守候

Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun

用老派双关逗你发笑

Your executive producer

你的执行制片人

That's true

千真万确

I'm your guy your day to day

我是你朝夕相伴的依靠

Your chum your steadfast hotelier

我是你忠实的旅馆老板

Remember when I fixed that clog today

还记得今天我帮你修好堵塞吗

I was stuck thank you Sir

我被卡住了 谢谢您先生

Oh you

哦 你

I'm truly honored that

我深感荣幸

We've built such a bond

我们建立了如此深厚的羁绊

You're like the child

你就像

That I wish that I had

我梦寐以求的孩子

Uh what

呃 什么

I care for you

我照顾你

Just like a daughter I spawned

就像我亲生的女儿

Hold on now

等等

It's a little funny

这有点可笑

You could almost call me dad

你几乎可以叫我爸爸

They say when you're

他们说当你

Looking for assistance

寻求帮助时

It's smart to pick

明智之选是

The path of least resistance

走那最省力的路

Others say

有人说

That in your needy hour

在你困顿之时

There's no substitute

无可替代的

For pure angelic power

唯有纯粹天使之力

Who just happens to also be your blood

恰巧与你血脉相连

Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud

可悲有时生父也会是个废物

They say the family you choose is better

人们说选择的家人更胜血缘

What a bunch of losers

简直是一群可悲的失败者

Can you butt out of my song

你能别插嘴我的歌吗

Your song I started this

你的歌？明明是我起的头

I'm singing it I'll finish it

既然由我开唱就该由我收尾

Oh you tacky piece of

噢你这庸俗的

Both of you stop

你们两个都给我住口