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The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan
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I was impressed like everyone
我和所有人一样心潮澎湃
When man began to fly
当人类首次展翅翱翔
Out of earthly regions
挣脱大地的束缚
To planets in the sky
飞向群星闪耀的远方
With total media coverage
透过铺天盖地的直播画面
We watched the heroes land
我们见证英雄着陆的荣光
As ceremoniously
他们庄严肃穆地
They disturbed the cosmic sand
在宇宙尘埃中留下足迹
In awe with admiration
满怀崇敬仰望星空
We listened to the talk
我们聆听那场演讲
Such pride felt they
他们洋溢着自豪
Such joy to be
为能踏上
Upon the moon to walk
月球表面而欢欣
My romantic vision shattered
当我得知真相时
When it was explained to me
浪漫幻想骤然破碎
Spacemen wear old diapers
宇航员穿着特制尿布
In which they sh*t and pee
解决生理需求
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
Will get you from here to there
能带你穿越太空
Relieve you and believe me
相信我它能缓解
Without a worry or care
让你无忧无虑
If shitting is your problem
若排泄成为困扰
When you're out there in the stars
当你在星际遨游
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
Will get you from here to Mars
能把你送到火星去
They don't partake like you and I
他们不像你我这般
Of beefy burger mush
享用牛肉汉堡泥
Their food is specially prepared
食物都经过特殊处理
To dissolve into slush
溶解成糊状物
Absorbed by multi-fibers
被多层纤维吸收
In the super diaper suit
在那超级尿布服里
Otherwise the slush would trickle
否则泥浆会渗漏而下
Down inside the boot
灌进靴子里面
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
Will get you from here to there
能带你穿越太空
Relieve you and believe me
相信我它能缓解
Without a worry or care
让你无忧无虑
If shitting is your problem
若排泄成为困扰
When you're out there in the stars
当你在星际遨游
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
Will get you from here to Mars
能把你送到火星去
You may well ask now what becomes
你或许会好奇追问
Of liquid they consume
那些液体去向何方
A pipe is led from penis head
导管连接着前端
To a unit in the room
通向舱内的收集装置
The water is recirculated
水分经过循环净化
Filtered for re-use
过滤后重新利用
In case of anti-gravity -
在失重状态下
Pee gets on the loose
尿液四处飘散
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
Will get you from here to there
能带你穿越太空
Relieve you and believe me
相信我它能缓解
Without a worry or care
让你无忧无虑
If shitting is your problem
若排泄成为困扰
When you're out there in the stars
当你在星际遨游
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
Will get you from here to Mars
能把你送到火星去
Wherever man has conquered
在人类征服的每个角落
On the quest for frontiers new
追寻崭新疆域的征途上
(Da da da da)
(哒 哒 哒 哒)
I'm glad that he's always had to do
我很欣慰他始终需要解决
The number one and two
那最基础的两件事
It makes it all so ordinary
这让一切显得如此平凡
Just like you and me
就像你我一样平凡
To know the greatest heroes
当知晓最伟大的英雄们
They had to sh*t and pee
也需要解决三急问题
The intergalactic laxative
星际通便特效药
Will get you from here to there
能带你穿越太空
For cosmic constipation
若遇宇宙级便秘
There's none that can compare
无药能与之比肩
If shitting is your problem
若排泄成为困扰
When you're out there in the stars
当你在星际遨游
Oh the intergalactic laxative
噢 这星际通便剂
The intergalactic laxative
星际通便灵丹
The intergalactic laxative
星际通便灵丹
Will get you from here to Mars
助你一路直达火星